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Author:  IMU [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:45 pm ]
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I've included a list of the most popular names I've seen below, and filtered out terrible choices like Firebirds, Renegades and Seals.

Sockeyes, Totems and Metropolitans were the Top 3 choices on the Seattle Times poll.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:46 pm ]
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Grunge. Flannel hockey jerseys.

Author:  K Effective [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:08 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
Grunge. Flannel hockey jerseys.



MacFM wrote:
Real fans call them sweaters.



How about the Starbucks?

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:16 pm ]
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Probably be something dumb like the Seattle Snowcaps, Seattle Sleet, Seattle Starbucks, Seattle Amazons, or something like that.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:29 pm ]
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Beaners

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:31 pm ]
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Seattleites

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:34 pm ]
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Sounders

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:34 pm ]
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Metropolitans, Evergreens, or Cascades. Seattle is probably too ess-jay-dub to allow anything as problematic as Totems (even though the Seahawks' logo already Culturally Appropriates totem pole art).

Isn't "Fightin' Geoducks" a college team out there?

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:38 pm ]
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Lumberjacks

This ties the flannel and grunge into the uniforms and logos.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:40 pm ]
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Rainmakers

Author:  GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:41 pm ]
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Quote:
First Stanley Cup victory (1917)
The Seattle Metropolitans were the first American team to win the cup, shortly after the championships moved from being exclusively Canadian to including the U.S.


So there's that.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:48 pm ]
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Seattle Cisgenders.

Author:  New Zealand [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:55 pm ]
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Soyattle Betabuxxers

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:55 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
Lumberjacks

This ties the flannel and grunge into the uniforms and logos.

Barely on the topic of flannel and grunge, this does raise some questions on who the target audience is going to be for this team. Hockey is strange in that any demographic research will show that the NHL has the wealthiest fanbase of the major four leagues, but the perception of hockey fans is still one of toothless white trash with insatiable bloodlust -- contrast with the NBA crowd, which is practically the modern-day night at the opera. Down the coast, the Sharks have been very successful with kind of a suburban, upper-middle-class, tech-savvy crowd, so I could see trying to build the same thing in Seattle, but how many of those people in Seattle are already all in on the Sounders or the Seahawks (acceptable bloodlust), or are still pissed that the Supersonics aren't coming back but a sport for WHITE PEOPLE is?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:33 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
Beaners

Racist.


Seattle Pilots

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:36 pm ]
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There's a chain of coffee shops in Michigan called Biggby's. I had never heard of it, but their billboards advertised some interesting coffee-like drinks, so I looked them up. Apparently it's a fairly new name that grew out of their logo, a Big B, because someone had to point out to the owners that "Beaner's Coffee" didn't quite exactly mean "coffee of one who sells coffee beans."

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:38 pm ]
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Emerald Knights. And then straight to the Cup Finals.

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:35 pm ]
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As long as they take Seabrook who cares.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:46 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Emerald Knights. And then straight to the Cup Finals.



:lol:

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:47 pm ]
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Seattle Hendrixes.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:58 pm ]
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Minooka Meatball wrote:
Seattle Hendrixes.


Would make for a different uniform.

Author:  newper [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:16 pm ]
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The Seattle Slew.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:29 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
As long as they take Seabrook who cares.

You beat me to it.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:47 pm ]
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The Seattle Slapnuts'

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:58 pm ]
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The vEgas Sox?

Author:  tommy [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:02 am ]
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Fightin' Cobains

(the name of my homeroom's championship intramural basketball team in 2002)

Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:13 am ]
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tommy wrote:
Fightin' Cobains

(the name of my homeroom's championship intramural basketball team in 2002)


Home room?

Damn junior.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:31 am ]
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The Seattle Suttons

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:39 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
The Seattle Suttons

Their mascot better be the Acapulco Taco Pie.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:46 am ]
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The Seattle Fickles.

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