ZephMarshack wrote:
Jordon Mutch is going to be the biggest get for the MLS since Beckham.
just wait til old-ass CR7/ronaldo shows up to expand his brand/s to the USA. you gotta love CR7 cuz when the dude got a wax statue at madame giraud's or whatever he'd send out his personal hairstylist to do the hair on his wax statue. the dude goes down to florida to look through a catalogue of mothers and pick out who's gonna gestate his (hopefully clone) kid for the business portion of a year. THE MLS NEEDS THIS DUDE!
messi's too cool for school to come out here, no doubt (not to mention he'd prolly go off to pasture in south america where people wanna worship him on the back of their truck windows like the maradona 2: adidas boogaloo he is) but i'm thinking cristiano is hollywood enough to come do a stint with the LA galaxy or maybe one of the new york teams (i could see NYCFC opening up the petrodollars to make it happen and you figure CR7's gonna only do LA/NYC cuz he's kind of a really pretty fucking big deal, you know =)
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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