Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

For those of you unfamiliar with the ways of one Sir Larry of SHAKE THAT, on Wednesday nights the People's Hour transforms into HATER WEDNESDAY, the modern urban equivalent of radio segments dating back to the fine tradition of caning people on North & Jiggs.

Laurence gave us a story about ordering a delivery pizza at his man-cave, and during this exhibition the driver was obviously notified "be careful, you're delivering a pizza to LAURENCE HOLMES and if you're not careful, he'll hit you!" Therefore, the pizza delivery driver wisely decided to bail out before invoking the fury of Laurence, claiming that his door buzzer didn't work and therefore after mulling around he retreated to the safety of his car, no doubt promptly locking the doors and searching for his sidearm.

This inevitably drew the ire of Laurence, who called up the nameless pizza establishment all "wtf?" and was regaled with the tale of self-preservation. Laurence pushed the issue further, and the pizza place relented and sent the guy back with the pizza, still ballsy enough to tack on the delivery charge. This time around, the driver wanted nothing to do with the Hulk-like fury of one Sir Larry of SHAKE THAT and decided to wisely wait outside in his car with the pizza, no doubt clutching a shank just in case his life were to be on the line, which it surely was.

Laurence made the trek outside to get the pizza, and thanks to years upon years of therapy wisely channeled his rage into writing "DRIVER DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR" on the receipt while tarnishing his legacy of being a great tipper (starting at 20%, as the legends say). Furthermore, Laurence held back giving out the name of the establishment in order to turn the other cheek, which any of us dedicated LoHeads know is damn near impossible for him to do.

In the end, Laurence got his pizza while the driver kept his life going.... but for how long?

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: When you're delivering pizzas in Hyde Park, an honorable profession as it was decreed tonight, keep your religious artifacts handy and always stay on guard, because you never know when you're going to have a fateful life-or-death encounter with Sir Larry of...

SHAKE THAT

Gonna podcast it this weekend if possible.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Hey man, I think Laurence is cool (in person) but do you guys wanna esplain why y'all like his show so much? I'm just curious man.

Hey man, I think Laurence is cool (in person) but do you guys wanna esplain why y'all like his show so much? I'm just curious man.

He does a really good show. I stay entertained, lot's of laugh out loud moments and enjoy his thoughts on eveything from the Bears to "Incidents" at the gym. I guess in the end, it depends on what you like and why you listen to sports talk radio. It's not for everybody, I guess....

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Do you honestly enjoy the show or do you listen for the unintentional comedy?

Do you honestly enjoy the show or do you listen for the unintentional comedy?

Laurence is coming out guns ablaze now that the Bears have been eliminated. He has some serious questions about the coaching staff and the PR department, but is even more enraged at those questioning Cutler's toughness, including NFL players on twitter. Bruce Gradkowski, Deion Sanders, and Mark Schlereth better hope they never cross paths with Laurence.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

This feels like historic radio

Like the FDR fireside chats, but more important

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

This feels like historic radio

Like the FDR fireside chats, but more important

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.