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Hey Ozzie,I hear Darrin Jackson just told your son to stop hiding behind you and show some ball.

Ozzie does it tickle to have your son kissing your ass while you blow Jerry?


Ozzie,is it true you said when Kenny Williams masturbates he fantasizes about fucking himself?

Hawks favorite trilogy is Star Wars,because he can blame it all on the EMPIRE.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

OK, so basically what you're all saying is that I should never come to any of you for joke-writing assistance. Yikes.

Screw you. I guarentee you a couple of my jokes would have gotten louder laughs than whatever you did. Tell us some of the stuff you did. I'll tell you if it was good. I'll be honest. I'm sure White Sox people and Score people told you that you did great cuz that's what they have to tell you. You'll get the truth here.

I actually think you liked some of my Larry jokes but you can't admit it.

I bragged to my young son that I had met and had a conversation with Ranger when we overheard him on the radio with Cookie Monster on Saturday. The kid thought it was cool. Ranger is popular with the younger demographic.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Eh. I wouldn't say she only relieves chasers.



Beardown, no offense to you, but I probably wouldn't ask for your advice on much. I've seen some of the stuff you write here and the general consensus seems to be that you're a little out there.

And nobody HAS to tell me I did well. They don't have to say anything. My bosses certainly don't have to tell me how good I was. They're my bosses, and they wouldn't hesitate to tell me they were disappointed in anything I ever did.

You spend most of your posts criticizing us, don't get so defensive when someone tells you that your comedy sucks.

WYC Ranger? Beardowns jokes were pretty damn funny.

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That would probably be safe.

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1 was pretty funny. The rest sucked.

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I'm not offended. People hate on me all the time here. I'm just telling you a few of my jokes would have went over well at the roast. I know they would have. Especially the Ozzie Jr and Bobby Jenks "alchohalic" one and the "a J.e.w, a black and a latino walk into a bar" one. The Larry jokes might have gone over the heads of some people there, but Score people would have liked them. You like them too, but you can't admit it cuz Larry will say you're a racist if you did. I just did those for this message board crowd. If you really would have asked for my help I would have done better for your audience.

Ranger, tell us some of what you did. What's the big deal? If you did it at the roast you shouldn't be embarrased or scared to relay it to us. Just give us your top 5 jokes.

Here is the biggest Sox joke:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Ranger who did Oney's girlfriend smack? Was it you or someone else?

Didn't see anything like that. If she did, it wasn't me.

I'm a little out there, Ranger? Please. I've heard some of you, Drinky and Larry talking on the air during late night show transitions. Some of the weirdest and dumbest conversation in the history a man kind. That's why I think Mitch doesn't criticize anything you guys do. Cuz if he did care, he would put an end to the conversations between you three and tell you guys to stick to sports talk.

Come on...it was all over Jr. and Oney's twitter. Guessing you are just keeping distance or you were just busy being the MC....either way smart move.

Hope you enjoyed yourself...seems like all had a good time.

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As you said, I was a little busy. And we had the bright lights so it was a little tough to see past the first few tables. Sorry, but I didn't see anyone hit or get hit, I've only heard stories but didn't see anything for myself. Wish I could help you out though.

I do know that someone came up to Ozzie Jr. well after the roast was over and tried to start a fight with him. When I say it was out of nowhere, I mean it. Junior was just standing there and this dude was plastered. Other than that, everyone else that came up to us and hung out afterward was awesome. I felt like almost everyone enjoyed themselves.

Mad? Not really. Maybe it came across that way.

The Guillen boys being punks at this thing doesn't shock me. I predicted those boys would be a problem in another thread. Another win for me. You really can't take those thugs anywhere.

Ranger, you know you're my guy but I heard a couple segments on saturday with Grodie (what a fuckin douche) and Ozzie Jr (unlistenable) and it was easily the worst radio I have ever heard on the score. I could not possibly care less what either of those two have to say about anything let alone White Sox baseball. Please do not have them on your show again. Thank you.

So who know's what went down at the roast? Mac said he will address it tomorrow on the show, something along the lines of "it wasn't a great moment for the Guillen family or the station"...

I know that my first post was better... I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

Well, they weren't being punks, so don't pull a triceps trying to pat yourself on the back. Whether you like the kid or not, Oney was just trying to speak. He didn't start anything and neither did Junior. In fact, when the drunk guy came up to Ozzie Jr. afterward, Ozzie Jr. just walked away from him.

Look at you, Ranger. Already in protect mode for the fuckin' Guillen boys. Why? Looks like Mac is gonna expose what they did on the radio tomorrow for all to hear. I believe there was a drunk guy that was an ass hole to them. That's only one story. I also believe the Guillen boys were also jack asses on their own. It's in their nature. It's what they are. They're rich, dumb spoiled kids. Oney has anger issues. Ozzie Jr is just a drunk. Big Fan says he has horror stories about them at bars. We'll hear the story from Mac tomorrow. Then you can pat me on the back, Ranger. Make sure one of you guys posts that story here once you hear it from Mac.

I guarentee you, Ranger, if Oney and Ozzie Jr. weren't Ozzie's kids you would despise them as much as you do me and some of your post game callers. There is nothing to like about either. It's funny how their White Sox connection distorts your opinion of them.

Meet Beardown:

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Part of it is jelousy with me. Cuz I know Oney and Ozzie Jr. get a lot women with daddy's money and fame. A couple of dumb ass idiots getting Ginger Z types does upset me. Cuz I get the drink in the face for saying "Hi, I'm Beardown." This is before they even know me. It's not fair. I'm better than those two sumbitches. I know that.

I think I'm also still upset about the Bears loss and Oney and Ozzie Jr serve as my dog to kick. It helps. All of you should try it too. Everybody kick Oney and Ozzie Jr.

They are young punks who have 'tudes,just like pops. Their dad has accomplished much in the game of baseball. What his sons have done or are doing,I have no idea.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

That Oney is dangerous. Mitch Rosen put everybody at risk by having him there. Shame on him. I'm just glad that nobody died. Boers and Hanley left the roast early out of fear. I can picture Terry running for his life screaming "Eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee"

Ranger is trying frantically to put a good spin on it here and in the White Sox section. "Nothing to see here folks. All went well. All had a good time."

Mac will tell us the true Hollywood story. Once all the Bears talk dies down, stuff will trickle out from B&B as well. The stories of this event will forever make radio GMs think twice before doing celebrity roasts.

I haven't seen a ranger post since this afternoon.

Doesn't seem too frantic to me.

Don't you have to go sniff women's underwear at K-Mart or something?

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Why do you keep interrupting this Ranger vs Beardwon matchup?

Ranger can fight his own battles