Look at you, Ranger. Already in protect mode for the fuckin' Guillen boys. Why? Looks like Mac is gonna expose what they did on the radio tomorrow for all to hear. I believe there was a drunk guy that was an ass hole to them. That's only one story. I also believe the Guillen boys were also jack asses on their own. It's in their nature. It's what they are. They're rich, dumb spoiled kids. Oney has anger issues. Ozzie Jr is just a drunk. Big Fan says he has horror stories about them at bars. We'll hear the story from Mac tomorrow. Then you can pat me on the back, Ranger. Make sure one of you guys posts that story here once you hear it from Mac.

I guarentee you, Ranger, if Oney and Ozzie Jr. weren't Ozzie's kids you would despise them as much as you do me and some of your post game callers. There is nothing to like about either. It's funny how their White Sox connection distorts your opinion of them.

Meet Beardown:

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Part of it is jelousy with me. Cuz I know Oney and Ozzie Jr. get a lot women with daddy's money and fame. A couple of dumb ass idiots getting Ginger Z types does upset me. Cuz I get the drink in the face for saying "Hi, I'm Beardown." This is before they even know me. It's not fair. I'm better than those two sumbitches. I know that.

I think I'm also still upset about the Bears loss and Oney and Ozzie Jr serve as my dog to kick. It helps. All of you should try it too. Everybody kick Oney and Ozzie Jr.

They are young punks who have 'tudes,just like pops. Their dad has accomplished much in the game of baseball. What his sons have done or are doing,I have no idea.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

That Oney is dangerous. Mitch Rosen put everybody at risk by having him there. Shame on him. I'm just glad that nobody died. Boers and Hanley left the roast early out of fear. I can picture Terry running for his life screaming "Eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee"

Ranger is trying frantically to put a good spin on it here and in the White Sox section. "Nothing to see here folks. All went well. All had a good time."

Mac will tell us the true Hollywood story. Once all the Bears talk dies down, stuff will trickle out from B&B as well. The stories of this event will forever make radio GMs think twice before doing celebrity roasts.

I haven't seen a ranger post since this afternoon.

Doesn't seem too frantic to me.

Don't you have to go sniff women's underwear at K-Mart or something?

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Why do you keep interrupting this Ranger vs Beardwon matchup?

Ranger can fight his own battles

I'm trying to figure out if Beardown huffs paint, or is a bit.

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I really want to hear the details about this roast. Is anybody ever gonna fill us in - or have the Score people been told to keep quiet?

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Supposedly will be discussed on the Danny Mac show this morning.

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This guy was heckling Oney during his roast. I'm sure this guy was being extreamly obnoxius...Oneys girlfriend, Brittney, got up and smacked the guy. Oney wanted to fight the guy after, according to his twitter.

Oneys lady is from the south side, southwest suburb area. Very cute girl...she was just sticking up for her man I'm sure.

Confirmed.

He is a bit...of heaven!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

chicks from the southwest burbs are a little nutty.

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@audioidkid

He's being brought on the Danny Mac Show. This should be good.

Alright. Jerks in the crowd were the main problem. There has to be more stuff that's not being said of the Guillen boys. I think the Score is in full protect mode. Mitch gave the orders. Blame the patrons. Protect the Guillen boys because of their relationship with the Score. Still, having an "Ozzie Roast" invites Oney's kind to come to this thing. Especially with open bar. Mitch should have realized this. I did.

Getting up to confront somebody at a Roast is not a good idea. She should get some criticism for that. She incited a drunk crowd by doing so. Sent poor Terry Boers running for the hills. Could have been much worse than what happened. Elderly people in attendence could have had heart attacks. Multiple fights could have broken out. The Guillen boys could have taken out their blades. This girl really is in love with Ozzie's money to do something like this.

The Score isn't posing pictures of this glorious event on their website. One of my peeps took this picture. Here is Ozzie Guillen restoring order at the Roast.

I know this is just playing into what they want, but I'd like the Score to give the Guillen boys an uncensored, caller intensive show on Saturday nights. That shit spanglish white sox show they have on sundays may just turn into must listen stuff this year.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Beardown, if you stop being you for a minute and listen to what I'm telling you, you'll see I'm not in "full protect mode". I'm just telling you what I saw. I did not see the Guillen kids act inappropriately. They kept to themselves at their table in the front the entire time. I don't know what Oney did when he left, but I know he didn't stick around very long after the event was over. Ozzie Jr. did stick around until midnight and, like me, was just mingling with the people that were still there.

If anything happened in the crowd, you're better off asking people that were sitting out there, because I couldn't see anything where I was. I'm not lying to you, this isn't a conspiracy, I jsut didn't see it. I've heard what people say happened, but I didn't see it happen for myself.

There is no other way for me to say it, so I'm done with it.

It was towards the end of last year, once they went 90% english.


Their supposed unbiased defense of Ozzie is awesome

I say the next Score Roast should be for Doug and OB.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

or gold digging fame whore

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Please die in a fire.

Then he would cease being Beardown.

Doug & O.B...Dammit! At least it would be in English and The SCORE could likely replay it at some point. They were supposed to replay the "Boers & Bernstein Roast" last summer, but they couldn't quite do enough audio surgery so they gave us 2 hours of the Chris Chelios-looking Mike Esposito instead.

Fair enough. I do think you avoid finding out info about the Guillen boys because of your position. Easier for you to be around them this way. Working for the Sox, you have to be around them. “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" is a common phrase, usually used to describe someone who doesn’t want to be involved in a situation.

I think the absolute truth of the Guillen boys might be far more evil and sinister than any of us could imagine. Well, maybe I could imagine it, but none of you.

The Score did put up the roast pictures on their website.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/gallery/2011/01/24/670-the-scores-celebrity-roast-of-ozzie-guillen/#photo-1

Those pictures show several things

1) Mac got dressed in a very dark closet

2) Larry, tough guy, Holmes and little Danny Bernstein are midgets.

3) Oney is a short, skinny punk.

Well, it isn't, but you're a conspiracy guy. And you're a little weird. People from the board that know you personally tell me the same thing.

I avoid finding out "info" because I just don't care. I'm not even really avoding anything anyway because, like I said, I don't really care about a lot of this stuff. I tell them what I think.