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Frank Coztansa
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I don't know how he comes up with some of this stuff, but I'm glad he does :lol:
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During halftime of the regular "Monday Night Football" game last night, the human Macy's Thanksgiving Day float Chris Berman showed the "Fastest 3 Minutes" feature as he always does.

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Well, Mac has company in loathing one of the founding fathers of ESPN...
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I was on jury duty once. It's not fun. I had to report at 8a in the morning at 26th & California, where I had to go through metal detectors upon entering and then watched a mustached Lester Holt(BY CRACKY!) video about the jury process. The folks in the jury room then put on "The Price is Right" on one monitor with "Jenny Jones" on the other...We had a lunch break, but the food quality sucked, went back in the room and then got dismissed. I did get $17 for compensation...


CIVIC BITE!

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Frank Coztansa
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Jenny Jones? SHARK must have last be summonsed for jury duty in 1998.

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SHARK
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Jenny Jones? SHARK must have last be summonsed for jury duty in 1998.

Yes, Frank..."Jenny Jones" was on the air when I served jury duty. It was awful TV when it was on back then...
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Live to Dance is the choice for tonight. How many dance shows must America have? I thought Paula Abdul died a few years ago.


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Paula Abdul hasn't died. . .


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Nope I thought she died.
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Frank Coztansa
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What does WGN's Tom Skilling, or CBS2's Steve Baskerville say about the forecast on Sunday?

They won't be on until later tonight, Frank...Amy was on FOX32's new look weekend newscast with Larry Yellen in the anchor seat.

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If a movie cost $250-300 million just to make, it has to earn that just to break even financially.

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SHARK
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If a movie cost $250-300 million just to make, it has to earn that just to break even financially.

It's true...
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If a movie cost $250-300 million just to make, it has to earn that just to break even financially.

Tim McCarver Bite!

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If a movie cost $250-300 million just to make, it has to earn that just to break even financially.

It's true...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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SHARK has been a "Svengoolie" fan since long before WFLD 32 became one of the FOX Television Stations in 1986! What's the matter with "U"?

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SHARK has been a "Svengoolie" fan since long before WFLD 32 became one of the FOX Television Stations in 1986! What's the matter with "U"?

See what I did there? :wink: :lol:
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SHARK has been a "Svengoolie" fan since long before WFLD 32 became one of the FOX Television Stations in 1986! What's the matter with "U"?

See what I did there? :wink: :lol:

No. I missed it. Please explain!

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rogers park bryan
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SHARK likes Pizza Hut and Kim Kardashian.
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8 hours ago.
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SHARK likes Pizza Hut and Kim Kardashian.
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So he whacked off to pictures of Kim Kardashian while eating Pizza Hut?

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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SHARK likes Pizza Hut and Kim Kardashian.
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8 hours ago.

So he whacked off to pictures of Kim Kardashian while eating Pizza Hut?

No he whacked off to pictures of Pizza Hut while eating Kim Kardashian
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No he whacked off to pictures of Pizza Hut while eating Kim Kardashian


Now that is more BITE.

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What's wrong with that?
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What's wrong with that?

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When I said "What's wrong with that?", I meant liking Kim Kardashian and Pizza Hut...
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When I said "What's wrong with that?", I meant liking Kim Kardashian and Pizza Hut...

I know SHARK.


It was just a funny combination of likes.


Happens all the time on Facebook.

Just kidding SHARK
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When I said "What's wrong with that?", I meant liking Kim Kardashian and Pizza Hut...

I know SHARK.


It was just a funny combination of likes.


Happens all the time on Facebook.

Just kidding SHARK

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This encompasses all SHARKisms in one neat little package.

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The guy in question is "Rodie", better known in my book as "The Dancing Fool", Matt Rodewald. Best known as NBC5's morning traffic dude on their version of "The Today Show" weekday mornings, Rodewald kept referring himself as "Rodie" on the Sunday morning show he co-hosted yesterday on 670 The SCORE with the Chris Chelios-looking Mike Esposito. Rodewald tried not to confuse himself with Grote, but I'm not sure it worked...

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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SHARK likes Pizza Hut and Kim Kardashian.
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8 hours ago.

So he whacked off to pictures of Kim Kardashian while eating Pizza Hut?

No he whacked off to pictures of Pizza Hut while eating Kim Kardashian


This reminds me of the time one of my friends found a hair on his pizza and made a big deal out of it whining like a little bitch. Finally, I said, "You don't mind eating pussy, do you? Why doesn't that hair bother you?" He replied, "I'd be pretty upset if I found a green pepper down there."

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At least he proabably wouldnt be the first player the Cavs owner would boo...


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isn't he blind? i was going to say he could just go by whenever there's a loud clank on the rim, but that's pretty much the entire team


Actually, Dan Gilbert, the current Cavaliers' owner should be fitted for a straitjacket. The Cavs' former owner, Gordon Gund, was indeed blind...
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For starters, let's spell her name right, people. It's Dana Delany...According to Dana's Wikipedia page, her car was hit by a bus in Santa Monica, suffered two broken fingers in her hand and her car was totaled.

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