Well, if it ever makes a live compilation disc, it would be important to get my name in the liner notes.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I heard that sound the one and only time I tried to do improv comedy in front of the audience (no lie). Needless to say that was the end of my career as a comedian.

I heard that sound the one and only time I tried to do improv comedy in front of an audience (no lie). Needless to say that was the end of my career as a comedian.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

But when you finish rapping, chicks are throwing panties at you. So you got that going for you, which is nice. Nicer, in fact. You fuckin Tom Jones you.

Im pretty hammered right now.

But when you finish rapping, chicks are throwing panties at you. So you got that going for you, which is nice. Nicer, in fact. You fuckin Tom Jones you.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

No need to be embarassed my man.
My wife is embarassed that you can totally hear her screaming at pA at their Double Door shows. I told her, don't be embarassed, shit man, they WANT to hear the screaming and hollering. Nothing worse than finishing a song and it's crickets in the crowd. yeah, I've had that happen before too... and not that long ago.
Sure send me your email addy and I'll send you the track dude. We need confirmation! The people demand it!

I can confirm that I am the one that yelled "Whooooo" and then dropped a "FACEMELTING"
on you guys that night before the start of your song. Thanks for sending the track, sounded
good to me. I guess I wasn't sure what kind of quality to expect but it was clear. Good luck
with the show tomorrow, I look forward to a set list being posted and then getting the cd when
it is ready to go.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Darkside, ignore the rest of this post.


Alright, so when B51 is done with their first song...dead silence. Everyone.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Anybody care to give the bassist/singer the password to his band's Gmail account?

Im pretty hammered right now.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

...who is bringing nametags for everybody? Depending on turnout, I will have a hard time determining who is who after a beer.

I mean...all white folks look the same...so...

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I'm really short.

Spanky has a really big head, it should have moons around it.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

Im pretty hammered right now.

i look like my avatar.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

This is gonna be awesome

I'm declaring a victory without research.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

We will get there about 6-6:30 for set up, and we will start playing just at 9pm. Hope to see many of you later this evening!

Im pretty hammered right now.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Im pretty hammered right now.

So this place is on 59 just south of Lockport Ave right?

Couldn't get a sitter so wife is out but I am still going to try and make it. Its a long drive so if anyone in my neck of the nape is up for a road trip let me know!

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.