Let's do this. By the way, I'm dead serious about my challenge. If you're with it, I'm with it.

I'll play against anybody except for Darren-Tinley Park (that motherfucker doesn't stop moving).

So you wouldn't play against Michael J. Fox either?

I'm down for realz.

We will have to set something up when we both got some free time. After watching a piece of your performance at hoops, I'm very confident that I could spot you 5pts and I'll shoot with my left and I'll still win

I have 50 Units on Cairo - who wants the other end?

If you beat me in MY challenge (pentathalon), I will agree to give you that reward, but you will have to pay $$$ the entry fee for that opportunity.

If the ramifications affect me personally, I must be in control of the steering wheel.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Ease up, Jeff.

I would sooner apply for the nightshift as jizzmopper at the local adult moviehouse before I would risk damaging my beautiful knuckle structure on anyone on this fine board.

I am retired from such shenanigans.

Sporting competition? Fair enough - let's engage, but no evil shit. Not worth it.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

1 Thread today.

1 Challenge.

Are you man enough?

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

The challenge was described in the first post, Ace.

Obviously, you don't think you can beat me at the given task, so you want to change the rules.

Also, I only created 1 thread today - as promised.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Also, I only created 1 thread today - as promised.

Rogers Park Bryan has until 9:24 pm tomorrow to accept and slay the Bastard Panther, or decline and forever wear the yellow cape of cowardice.

This has upgraded you by .5.
ScoreKeeper's mentally unstable score:7.5/10.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

There would be no hanging out, Sir. I have not a good word to say to or about you.

I think you are confused. No friendly banter, buying drinks, or random rock, paper, scissors baloney.

Only battle.

So you choose the yellow cape then - fair enough. . . noted.

Smart move, as I would likely sweep you in all 5 heats and embarrass the shit out of you in front of everyone there, and I would be talking MAJOR smack the entire time.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

This is getting strange...

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Not a game of chance, and nothing illegal or physically untoward like a vicious street fight.