you should be comfortable with gay. Learn how to play the games vagina face or stay home. Look I'm Darkside I can only play one game because I'm too dumb to learn how to play anything more than one game even though it's all poker.

you know, i agree. if you don't know the game, sit it out. you don't have to play every hand. but jesus, unless it's one of those fucked up iron cross games (that can go on forever) or something that someone's innovated and fucked with, it's all poker. when people freak out about dealer's choice i have to wonder how much they actually know about cards.

You're not Darkside... I am. And you know nothing of my work.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Let's make this a spades tournament.

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See now we're talking. Love me some spades.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Spaulding smacktalk is quite precious

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We should listen to Spaulding's ideas. Look at all of the equity she's built up by showing up at every single poker game so far.

Wait - she hasn't? Hmmm. I see.

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But some of the games are really fucking easy though.

"7 card no peak"
"I don't know how to play that"
"You get 7 cards, all face down, and bet as you flip them over. X is wild"

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I'm still down...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Hey Mr second place I don't want to play hold them for 6 hours.

I regret bringing this up... apologies to everyone.

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Most of the 6 hours is spent spilling beer and waiting for people to come back from the bathroom. It just flies by...

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Here is a list of things of things Spaulding won't do:

1. Play Hold 'em for 6 hours.
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Put me down as "Out" for rotating games of wonder.
It's nearly impossible to play a serious game of cards when you can't observe your opponents and their habits because the game changes with each dealer.
That's amatuer hour.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

See that's just not true. We spend far more time making fun of crosscheck than either one of those things.

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Darkside hasn't been to poker in over a year. Ivan is a regular compared to him.


edit: damn I've had a lot of typos late;y.

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Put me down as a maybe, it is a bit of a drive if I go out early so I will spill a lot of beer and use the restroom every other hand.

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Spaulding and I will start our own dealer's choice poker night then. Maybe STU and Keeping Score will make it out.

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You should come on out, it really isn't that bad of a drive, even if you are the 1st/2nd one out.The re-buys help out a lot, just ask crosscheck.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

You would only need two chairs. Spaulding would sit on Stu's lap, KS would sit on your lap.

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This is why the children are not the future.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

KS isn't my type.

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I'm not the leader - I'm just the "hammer".

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Like who?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I forgot to mention that Don Tiny does a pretty good racial comedy routine in that six hour card extravaganza...

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No other game besides Holdem will be played here. Ok well we do usually have a pool going to see how many piss breaks Ajent has to take. Crosscheck won(finally) with 11 1/2.

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Hey Chris, just out of curiosity and not at all because I want to know for personal reasons. In fact, a friend actually asked me to ask this.


Now that we know your policy on Hold em vs dealers choice (btw a policy I completely agree with and support) what is your policy on the use of marijuana w/i 50 yards of your household? Is it heavily frowned upon? Endorsed? Not encouraged? Encouraged but only if you bring enough for everyone? Screw you for even asking?

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