Hey all. Been doing open mic's at this place and was able to land a feature spot on their "New Faces" comics list which is fairly common because the guy who runs it is really nice. I'm only gonna get about 8 minutes or so, but I'll make sure it's the best 8 minutes of your life, outside of your sexual experiences...that usually probably last half that time.

The Edge Comedy Club
(Chicago Center for the Performing Arts)
777 N Green St
Chicago, IL

Friday, April 8, 2011
Starts @ 8:30pm
Tickets are $12 at the door.

Hope to see you there. I'll buy you a drink. A $12 drink if necessary.

As a professional critic, I am looking to attend, please feel free to remind me.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

pretty cool.

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@audioidkid

W_Z,
Wow,that's great. I too tried standup comedy and was once introduced on stage by Arsenio Hall (Before he hit it big). I admire your courage. It ain't easy,that's for sure!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Make sure you have a bit about bacon.

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The chance to heckle you from the crowd makes this very appealing.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I am with you. I'll bring tomatoes.

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lemons sting the eyes and hurt more!

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@audioidkid

Bags of animal urine and feces make for a more memorable event!

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i'll be sure to bring at least one change of clothes.

I'll pass

I like my comedy funny

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Take my wife, please!

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That reminds me of a joke.

A whiner, a shit stirrer, and a rampant asshole walked into a bar. Then he said "My name is spmack, give me a beer"

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Whats the deal with airline food? Amirite

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Don't forget the cocktail napkins.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I dont think youre that funny

I might go to watch you bomb though

Will Phil Slimms be attending?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

But you are funnier than Eaglo jeff

Troof

Is a serious question though

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

DL Hugley should thank Will Smith and the Fresh Prince show for giving him that exposure. Everything started from that little guest role.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm just glad that he finally got around to getting a new face .....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This seems like an event pantsless Internet cretins would enjoy. We'd also be supporting our own. Let's fill the joint!

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One of my best friends was a stand-up. I'm always down for supporting funny peoples.

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KATYA: He'll be all right. I must go and be with Misha now. I don't want you to come with me.

JERRY: Oh, why not?

KATYA: It has been three days since our night together. Misha said that was all the time I needed to put in.

JERRY: Really?

KATYA: In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. W-Z, but you are no Comedian.

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Host of the weekly "We Fish ASA" podcast
Weekly columnist for the Northwest Herald
Bi-monthly columnist for Illinois Outdoor News magazine
Former host of The Outdoors Experience on WIND and The Great Outdoors on CLTV
http://www.wefishasa.com

JERRY: I guess I just didn't expect it from the way you've been acting.

MARLENE: You sure you want to talk about this? 'Cause I sure don't.

JERRY: Of course I want to talk about it.

MARLENE: Well, okay. I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night.

JERRY: Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night?

MARLENE: ..I saw your act.

JERRY: My act? What does that have to do with anything?

MARLENE: Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff.

JERRY: I can't believe this. So what are you saying? You didn't like my act, so that's it?

MARLENE: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.

JERRY: You're a cashier!

MARLENE: Look, Jerry, it's just not my kind of humor.

JERRY: You can't go by the audience that night. It was late. They were terrible.

MARLENE: I heard the material.

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Host of the weekly "We Fish ASA" podcast
Weekly columnist for the Northwest Herald
Bi-monthly columnist for Illinois Outdoor News magazine
Former host of The Outdoors Experience on WIND and The Great Outdoors on CLTV
http://www.wefishasa.com

I'm picturing Zack in some 80's style suit jacket with the skinny tie and a brick backround.

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I would like to go but Friday nights are a no go for me. Good luck.

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bump!

but seriously, folks...