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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:58 pm 
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You, in that vapid vortex you call an asshole placed upon your shoulders by god, think you can suddenly become sort of internet celebrity by making a youtube channel? Shit, I have a YT channel that gets so many hits Iam getting paid by them fuckers to keep bringing them traffic, nicely. The last video I uploaded on friday, has more hits then all of Pappys neumerous piles of shittle combined. How about that, Mike? Hows that jet flying you underwhelming piece of constipated shit that just doesnt know when to tumble out of the asshole of relevance?

Who the fuck are you trying to reach when your fucking audience, you know, those semi literate, racist morons still reach for an abacus instead of a fucking mouse? Who have no idea how to fucking find anything except pop up porn on the internet? Do you really think, you pitiful sack of fermented abortion, that you somehow reach a younger demo? Sadly and thankfully, you dont. And never will. Did you think you were something special since you found some second rate tramp who looks more fucking comfortable running a tapper then a fucking microphone? That you had "it" to the Beuber crowd that festers this eyesore much harder then the fucking Twilight emo's? Do you know what a fucking emo is, you stupid moron?

See, Mike, internet tricks have made me sharp enough to know you read this place, actually more then a few times a day, to see if the regs here still talk about you, and the great thing is, you, as a conversation starter, suddenly has started to dwindle since, you know, your pretty much nothing in this glorious town anymore. Everybody only talks about your failures, which is pretty much all you are anymore. Your like that creepy fucker nobody wants to be around in a public place. You try and edit your channel so nothing negative is posted in the comments, yet, you cant edit the view numbers. How does that feel?

You gonna put that steaming pile of failure on a resume since, as of now, to get a fucking gig here, or anywhere else for that matter, your gonna have to pay somebody to write one for you considering you are a stupid genius? You gonna show exactly just how much of a nobody you are? How many views did your last video get, loser?

5?
4?

And how many of those 4 or 5 views were you jumping from different browsers?

5?
4?

How many times have you clicked refresh to see if your videos suddenly reached double digits? You could cam about something like say, Charlie Sheen right now, and nobody would fucking give a rats ass what your opinion was about him.

Heres a hint, you stupid fool, talk about the ponzi scheme and the crimminal. You might get a few more views. Take what little monies you have left and open up a hot dog shack where you would fit right in blabbing on about over a deep fryer, thats what you are, and always will be. A one hit wonder whose fall was a hell of alot more entertaining then anything you could ever script.You have to come to grips that you got lucky and took advantage of a situation instead of actually thinking your a fucking actual brand.

And thats my Supercup post for the year.

Cup- I bet you this thread gets more views then a weeks worth of North bullshit videos.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:50 pm 
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:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :salut:

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:26 pm 
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I like the vitriol. But: the videos are there to be seen by the next guy who will hire him. Not necessarily you. (But if you do, great.) Same for Chet.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:53 pm 
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Supercup wrote:
You, in that vapid vortex you call an asshole placed upon your shoulders by god, think you can suddenly become sort of internet celebrity by making a youtube channel? Shit, I have a YT channel that gets so many hits Iam getting paid by them fuckers to keep bringing them traffic, nicely. The last video I uploaded on friday, has more hits then all of Pappys neumerous piles of shittle combined. How about that, Mike? Hows that jet flying you underwhelming piece of constipated shit that just doesnt know when to tumble out of the asshole of relevance?

Who the fuck are you trying to reach when your fucking audience, you know, those semi literate, racist morons still reach for an abacus instead of a fucking mouse? Who have no idea how to fucking find anything except pop up porn on the internet? Do you really think, you pitiful sack of fermented abortion, that you somehow reach a younger demo? Sadly and thankfully, you dont. And never will. Did you think you were something special since you found some second rate tramp who looks more fucking comfortable running a tapper then a fucking microphone? That you had "it" to the Beuber crowd that festers this eyesore much harder then the fucking Twilight emo's? Do you know what a fucking emo is, you stupid moron?

See, Mike, internet tricks have made me sharp enough to know you read this place, actually more then a few times a day, to see if the regs here still talk about you, and the great thing is, you, as a conversation starter, suddenly has started to dwindle since, you know, your pretty much nothing in this glorious town anymore. Everybody only talks about your failures, which is pretty much all you are anymore. Your like that creepy fucker nobody wants to be around in a public place. You try and edit your channel so nothing negative is posted in the comments, yet, you cant edit the view numbers. How does that feel?

You gonna put that steaming pile of failure on a resume since, as of now, to get a fucking gig here, or anywhere else for that matter, your gonna have to pay somebody to write one for you considering you are a stupid genius? You gonna show exactly just how much of a nobody you are? How many views did your last video get, loser?

5?
4?

And how many of those 4 or 5 views were you jumping from different browsers?

5?
4?

How many times have you clicked refresh to see if your videos suddenly reached double digits? You could cam about something like say, Charlie Sheen right now, and nobody would fucking give a rats ass what your opinion was about him.

Heres a hint, you stupid fool, talk about the ponzi scheme and the crimminal. You might get a few more views. Take what little monies you have left and open up a hot dog shack where you would fit right in blabbing on about over a deep fryer, thats what you are, and always will be. A one hit wonder whose fall was a hell of alot more entertaining then anything you could ever script.You have to come to grips that you got lucky and took advantage of a situation instead of actually thinking your a fucking actual brand.

And thats my Supercup post for the year.

Cup- I bet you this thread gets more views then a weeks worth of North bullshit videos.


No link to a sample of your award winning work?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:47 am 
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Outstanding, truth filled rant. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

His 4 hits means even his "friends and family" don't watch that shit.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:58 am 
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I don't know about those Mike North videos, but I have to say I'm diggin' Le Tre Sorelle! I mean, I've sampled the wares of all the fine female chefs on the Food Network, so I'm lookin' for a new thing with a twist. A menage a quatre with those three sure would fit the bill! The way they handled that sausage was definitely money! I'm guessin' that Gracie is wilder than Ann Burrell. Holy Stromboli!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:46 pm 
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None of them are working, I would hope that their cooking skills are above average.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:51 pm 
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RodeoVann wrote:
None of them are working, I would hope that their cooking skills are above average.


what do you mean RV, Bee is a media agent :lol: sure she is busy fielding all those offers mikey is getting.

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