You can like who you want. You can vote for who you want. But you still sound like a sore loser. And who likes that?

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Don't take it personally.

Fixed

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My mom (not YourMom) actually wore a costume similar to that two years ago.

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https://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?hl= ... utput=html

If my numbers are correct, Hawg Ass wins the final challenge with 51.5 points. Boyd is 2nd with 47 points, while JORR has 46, and Hank brings up the rear with 26.5.

Please review and let me know if you believe there are any corrections. If not, the final vote off will be due by Tuesday at 7pm and Hawg Ass is granted immunity and will be the first of the final three.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Dammit

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well done Hawg!

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That was a helluva final challenge.

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Yes it was. Nice work on the seedings, Boyd and Hawg.

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Don't take it personally.

Appreciate it, yes that was a great final challenge.

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Congrats to all of you on that final challenge. That looked insanely difficult.

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All the votes are in, and there are no idols to be played, so I'll begin tallying the votes.

The first vote is in and placed for JORR. Vote #2 is for sjboyd. The third vote is also for sjboyd. It comes down to the final vote -- if it is for JORR then JORR will be eliminated; if for anyone else, sjboyd is gone. The final vote, and now the last member of our jury, is for sjboyd.

Sjboyd, you played admirably as a lone dog in the face of a fierce wolfpack. Congratulations on making it so far in the game.

Further congratulations are due to the final three: Hawg Ass, JORR, and spmack. He was hiding on Redemption Island the whole time and came back to crush everyone. Just kidding -- Hank Scorpio completes the three eligible winners.

The thread is now open to questions for Hank, Hawg, and Joe. You can ask any questions you like; and the three are welcome to answer those questions and/or provide their own comments for the jury to evaluate.

Members of the jury are T-Bone, immessedup17, doug - ep, Krazy Ivan, shakes, jackref, douchebag, Terry's Peeps, and sjboyd. Let's say votes must be placed by midnight Thursday to count. Send them to CSFMBSurvivor@gmail.com. I will allow you to change your vote, but the last vote you cast will be the one that counts. I have a white envelope taped to the back of my monitor with instructions should the vote end in a tie.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Yeah

Least surprising vote ever.

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How Not To Win at Survivor - by Hank, Hawg, and a special foreword by Terry's Peeps.

Weaksauce.

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Don't take it personally.

I cant wait to shave and shower. People at work have been wondering what is up.

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Congrats to the finalists.

Each one of you, what makes you the one that should win Survivor?

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Because I have the Fire and the Passion. Fun is winning, and winning is fun. And I love your suit.



Not sure I should, just played the game the best I knew how. It is about alliances and I was fortunate to be on the one that got its way thru. I think any of us would be a good choice.

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Hawg: Please provide me with a list of reasons to drop my Florida football love, and take up Arkansas. Also, who is your favorite NASCAR driver, and why?

Mr. Scorpion: why did you give Homer the Denver Broncos? Also, do coconuts migrate?

JORR: say something nice about Vampire Weekend.

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[quote="sjboyd0137"]Hawg: Please provide me with a list of reasons to drop my Florida football love, and take up Arkansas. Also, who is your favorite NASCAR driver, and why?

Why would you want to chant "It is great to be a Florida Gator", when you could call the hogs. Woooo Pig Sooieee. Also, I think that Florida may be in for a couple of down years and Arkansas is on the uptick. Also, red is better than orange.


and I know those are not good reasons, there really aren't any.


Dale Earnhardt Jr., I was a huge fan of his dads and just carried my allegiance over to him when his dad passed away. I think if his dad hadn't died, he would have won a championship by now. He has never had the direction since his father passed away, and I am not sure he will ever fulfill the promise he once had.

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Like Hawg, I'm not sure I should. There were four of us (including you) who wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the other three.

If I had to make a case, I'd start by saying that I recognized that when there were 11 players left in the game, something had to be done immediately or Shake That was going to own the game.

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Don't take it personally.

I guess I know the category I am in, then.

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How much longer before we can prune this thing?

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Now now, don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch. Also, the fact that you're an Arkansas fan pretty much tells me it's a minor miracle you can actually use a computer. So you got that going for you too.

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Yes, this telex works pretty good.

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Well, first of all, I wouldn't say I "fucked you over". I take pride in the fact that I never lied to anyone over the course of the game, but I guess the closest I came was with you. While I didn't vote for you, I did arrange your ouster. So I guess that's a lie, at least in spirit.

But when you guys added me to the Shake That email chain, someone made a mistake and included an email where you guys discussed making me an ally until you no longer needed my services. It was then that I realized I was the sixth man in a five man alliance.

Still, I didn't really want to vote you out immediately for two reasons- one, because I didn't want to lie to you, and two, because there seemed to be tension between you and shakes and I wanted that to continue. But we needed Ivan to make this work and he was dead set on eliminating you. I didn't trust Ivan anymore than any of the other remaining 11 players did so I didn't think it wise to try to convince him to vote someone else out instead.

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Don't take it personally.

Joe Satriani isn't their guitar player.

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Don't take it personally.

Doug will not like that.

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I believe that I played honorably. I never backstabbed or lied to anyone. I think I should win because I sent out all those checks and most of you cashed them already

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Yeah, I probably lost his vote with that, but as I said before, it isn't my nature to beg for votes. I think I played the game as well as I could have. Shake That was a formidable entity. At the time when IMU got voted out, I would say the chances of a non-Shake That player winning this thing was about 1%.

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Don't take it personally.

I couldnt buy the Cowboys from Jerry Jones, so this was a start.

Only if carried by swallows.

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