jeff samaridja better not make this team

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I wasn't sure what to expect with this thread, but you delivered the goods. He does blow massive cock and shouldn't make this team, that team or any other baseball team in the world.

Good thing he got all that money though! Good stuff for a pitcher with one pitch.

really sends a bad message if this buster is on the team

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if an artist conveys what the average artist cannot, then the artiste conveys what the average artist cannot.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO WATCH YOU WORK, MISTER WOLF.

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i dont know what you are complaining about. according to todays box score he threw two-thirds scoreless, with a couple K's. i hope he can keep it up for when the games count.

hey hey jeff baker, the rare low-numbered guy in for the 10th inning, gets a game-winning single! HOOOOLLLLYYY COW!

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Yeah, I saw his new slider today. It was meh to quite meh, but its a second pitch, so for everyone looking for straight gas every pitch it's gonna baffle them until about the first week of April.

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sarcasm can be difficult to detect on a message board. this is sarcasm.

he gave up a hit and 2 walks in 2/3 of an inning and was pulled= that is garbage..he has not looked good ever.

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wrong. he actually looked pretty good in 2008. even then you could tell he needed another pitch. now hitters wisely dont swing at anything that isnt a fastball.

Your sarcasm angers up the blood.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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we are on the doorstep of another cubs season. that alone will stir up anger that has laid dormant for the last 4 months. fear not though, this team isnt all-time horrible, but likely just middle-of-the-road, miss-the-playoffs-again horrible. i think the latter is more painful.

i am not so sure of that, this may be the worst defense in a long time

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i am not so sure of that, this may be the worst defense in a long time

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He should be released solely for attempting to look like captain morgan.

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5 years 10 million down the fucking tubes. He blows.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

If this fucker had a knife and cut a slit in the baseball you still could not say he had developed a cut fastball.He blows monkey nuts. Total waste of time and money. At least Farnsworth was hung way the fuck over 90% of the time so his off speed pitch came by accident. But I doubt this shithead would be any better in the NFL. He wanted big pay for no play. He got it. Wonderful job Cubs. We all expect nothing less.

yeah i agree man, he was maybe a 3rd round pick in nfl..and he be out of the league by now

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Hey,how about Scotty Moore going 4 for 5 with 2 dingers on Saturday? WHHOOOO___WEEEE! Maybe Bobby Scales and Moore should be sharing 2nd base this season.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Bobby Scales is Baltimore material.

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Ive always liked Scott Moore and believe he can hit and is an asset, being a left-handed hitting 3B-man

he should get a chance...dont want to say the next Casey McGehee, but just sayin

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I think he deserves a "look" at least. May be a late bloomer. What the hell is the difference anyway between him and the other candidates?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Maybe Scotty Moore can lead ALL OF SPRING TRAINING IN RBI's then play in Japan 2 years later.

Can't blame Jeff for all of that though. A large portion of that money went to Jim Hendry's buddy.

Koyie Hill... that is all.

Aint that a fuckin joke. No hit no good player makes roster over young better player. Scott Moore sent down to keep De Error. Baker is a .245 hitter during summer months. A five year old could make better choices than this sorry ass shitfest . Wellington Castillo is the backup catcher on any other MLB roster but the Flubs. Silva is gone. Not the Flubs. Trotting out shit again in the summer sun. Fuckin joke.

....but Reed Mantle made the roster. Unfortunately so did captain morgan.

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Do not get me started on Reed Suckfest. This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. If Augie half pint would not have been hurt he would have made the roster over Barney.

Considering Barney is the starting 2B, I doubt that the great Augie Ojeda would have made the team over him.