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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:50 am

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I've never had a bad bowling related date.

First date with the wife was bowling...

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:51 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Going bowling with a friend tonight.

She got a friend?

Tell your friends, to get with my friends
And we can be friends
Shit we can do this every weekend

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:53 am

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I'm gonna refrain from calling it a date. We just gonna be on some chill shit. Just a couple of cool peeps hanging out in a fun setting.

Ajent, you don't need any hookups from me. Shit, you need to be hooking me up dawg.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:56 am

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I'm selectively pruning my bitches right now, so I'll take all the networking I can get.

Yeah no need to call it a date, it's best when two people can just chill out and have a good time.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:57 am

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I don't remember much from my last visit to Fraj's crib, but I do recall an attractive lady....I think. Very hazy...

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:03 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I don't remember much from my last visit to Fraj's crib, but I do recall an attractive lady....I think. Very hazy...

That was the cuban chick I have talked about.

That night took a very very interesting turn, she was fucking hammered!!

She got into it with me, I took her keys because she wanted to leave and I told her no way was she able to drive. Told her to call one of her friends to come pick her ass up, she said some other bullshit and slapped me. It was on after that, so I don't think I will be talking to her again :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:04 pm

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I thought Ivan was talking about Donspiracy.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:04 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

she said some other bullshit and slapped me.

i thought you'd be used to that.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:05 pm

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Oh shit.

Yeah, she was pretty wasted.

Your evening went a little different than I imagined... :lol:

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:12 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Your evening went a little different than I imagined... :lol:

Who the fuck you tellin!!!

It was supposed to just be on some chill and fuckin type shit

She had the woman version of beer balls and being that I wasn't drunk I didn't play that shit!

it was a crazy night, next time I get up with yall I'll break it down.

Crazy bitches!! :evil:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:14 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

She had the woman version of beer balls and being that I wasn't drunk I didn't play that shit!

Yeah, but the sticky green was supposed to mellow you out in order to offset her foul mood.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:20 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

She had the woman version of beer balls and being that I wasn't drunk I didn't play that shit!

Yeah, but the sticky green was supposed to mellow you out in order to offset her foul mood.

trust me,I was mellow

I was trying to actually be a good guy that night, she's lucky I didn't fuck her ass up

She got 2 kids and I told her I'm not down with her driving drunk and i'm sure her kids aren't either. I couldn't have that shit on my conscience if something happened to her, pffff last time i'm being nice.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:22 pm

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You did the right thing. Sometimes women don't realize that shit til later...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:23 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

You did the right thing. Sometimes women don't realize that shit til later...

Women don't realize anything until later.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:25 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

You did the right thing. Sometimes women don't realize that shit til later...

Women don't realize anything until later.

Ain't that the fuckin truth...

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:27 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

You did the right thing. Sometimes women don't realize that shit til later...

Women don't realize anything until later.

EXACTLY

I was like "you're too fucked up to realize i'm trying to look out for your ass"

Haven't talked to her since, not holding my breath on an apology from her either.

I would never hit a woman, but I sure as hell will shake the shit out of her \

Getting back to the topic of the thread
Friday:Work
Saturday:Work
Sunday: drink/smoke/hoops

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:30 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

You did the right thing. Sometimes women don't realize that shit til later...

Women don't realize anything until later.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:31 pm

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They are highly emotional. You could study them your whole life and never completely understand what the hell is going on in that crazy brain of theirs...

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:34 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

They are highly emotional. You could study them your whole life and never completely understand what the hell is going on in that crazy brain of theirs...

What if I study them from behind dirty mini-blinds from my office chair?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:35 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

They are highly emotional. You could study them your whole life and never completely understand what the hell is going on in that crazy brain of theirs...

What if I study them from behind dirty mini-blinds from my office chair?

Post the pictures...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:37 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

I would never hit a woman, but I sure as hell will shake the shit out of her

From the same show:

Now I'm not sayin he should've killed her................but I understand.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:42 pm

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Commitment.... or new pussy?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:43 pm

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What Seinfeld episodes are these from?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:47 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

What Seinfeld episodes are these from?

Probably The Exterminator episode...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:48 pm

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That's what we called him in high school!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:49 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

That's what we called him in high school!

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:15 pm

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Nice weather = hitting the new golf clubs = man I'm fuckin happy for once

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:27 pm

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having my teeth pulled tomorrow....hoffy gets to play nurse for me

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:29 pm

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Redneckmommy wrote:

having my teeth pulled tomorrow....hoffy gets to play nurse for me

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Whats up for the weekend? (Rolling thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:39 pm

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Jerry: I know, but...

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Jerry: 5000.

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