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* In a salute to Redford throwing the first pitch,Jim Hendry will make an "Indecent Proposal" to Cubbiegirlshamus.

* Most Cub players will bleed through their jersey in a salute to "The Natural".

*2nd BM,Barney will put up "Beckham" like numbers with the Cubs. (Beckham,2010)

*Carlos Pena will start off very slow and might be booed out of the lineup by June 1st.

* The cold weather and above average SP & BP will get the Cubs a good start. The months of June,July & August will knock them back to reality.

* Quade will bench Castro sometime in the season for poor SS play.

* Final record: 77-85

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The Cubs will win 87 games and the Division.

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Cubs win 93 games and the division title and Quade gets some pub for MOY.

Garza wins 15 games

Pena hits .220 with 30 HR's

Castro is the hotness

whistler ends up calling Hendry a bully over 50 times

Elmhurst Steve remains racist

Frank spends more time in the Cubs section than the Sox section

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Cubs will win 88 games and the division

The sharkpirate will be traded to the Padres where the rest of the nl west will piss all over his straight fastball and walk on his other pitches.

Barney will be legit at 2nd and put up better than Riot numbers.

Z will win 18 games

Castro will be last years Castro but way better

Aram, Pena and Soriano will get their shit together and have decent years

BP Cup champions

Koyie Hill is going to fucking suck

Cashner will struggle but get great run support until he starts to figure it out

Fuk gets traded or reassigned to the minor league developmental staff as a translator

Colvin is going to have a rough year I fear. Brett Jackson may play over him once he is called up after Fuk is removed from the situation.

Wood and Marmol will be lights out.

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81 wins..3rd place....soriano still can't hit a breaking ball or field his position..zambrano and soto have great seasons.. wood is on the d.l...hendry shit canned on october the 11th 2011.

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Record 85-77, lose wild card in last 2 weeks of season.

Castro: 300, 10 HR, 40 Errors

Pena: 230, 40 HR, 85 RBIs

Soto: 300, 20, 85 RBIs

Tyler Colvin: 25HR in limited opportunities until Fukudome is traded at the August 31 Deadline

Ram: 300, 30, 100. Contract Year

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Zambrano: 16-10, 3.25 ERA , one DL stint for swinging too hard during BP.

Garza: 14-12, 3.75 ERA

Wood: DL by May 15

Marmol: 36 Saves, 1.50 ERA, 100 Walks and 140 Strikeouts.

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Record 85-77, lose wild card in last 2 weeks of season.

Castro: 300, 10 HR, 40 Errors :lol: :lol:

Pena: 230, 40 HR, 85 RBIs :shock: 40 HR? What the hell man... that means of his 50 hits 40 of em arae going yard? Crazy

Soto: 300, 20, 85 RBIs and 100 ounces of good weed.

Tyler Colvin: 25HR in limited opportunities until Fukudome is traded at the August 31 Deadline You mean July 31, and I think that Fuk will be gone in May

Ram: 300, 30, 100. Contract Year Yup. We'll finally see if we're seeing diminished skills or a disinterested player

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Zambrano: 16-10, 3.25 ERA , one DL stint for swinging too hard during BP.

Garza: 14-12, 3.75 ERA

Wood: DL by May 15

Marmol: 36 Saves, 1.50 ERA, 100 Walks and 140 Strikeouts.

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Wow,I thought I sipped Cubbie Kool-Aid and I have them at 77-85. I hope guys like Spmack are right and the Cubs make it a decent season,but who knows?

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88-74. Division Winner. Lose in NLCS to the Braves 4- 2.


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I'm STUNNED at this thread, as I was ready for a ton of shit for my prediction. Even if they win the division, the Playoffs aren't looking great. However, once you get there.........

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Cubs win the Division, the NL, & the World Series. All hail Ricketts, Hendry & Quade.

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3rd or 4th place. Brew Crew wins division, Cards come in 2nd, Reds either 3rd or 4th, 'stros 5th, Pirates continue to play minor league ball.


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I love it! My Cubs optimism has spread thru the board like a disease. 8)

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Just remember that I have the driver seat of this World Series bandwagon. Plenty of room but you might have to sit next to whistler.

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73 - 89 and 4th place.

ARam, Pena, Soriano all underperform and are booed incessantly.

All Quade support crumbles quickly and the press will be calling for his (and Hendry's) firing sooner rather than later.

Ricketts hides.

Empty seats and booing become the norm.

The Pujols talk and the timetable for firings dominates.

Wait until next year!

Sorry, I am a Cubs fan, but I have zero enthusiasm for this team primarily based on ownership and management. I heard Ricketts this morning on Mulley and Hanley say the "great offseason". You have got to be fucking kidding me! Regretfully not. If only Mark Cuban was the owner. Oh well!


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cpguy wrote:
Sorry, I am a Cubs fan, but I have zero enthusiasm for this team primarily based on ownership and management.

Why is it primarily based on ownership and management? Did Ricketts hand out all of the dumb contracts over the past 5 years? Was Quade managing this club to back-to-back disappointing seasons? At least give those two people a chance before shitting on them. If you want to shit on the awful roster, go ahead. But neither of that is Ricketts' or Quade's fault.

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cpguy wrote:
Sorry, I am a Cubs fan, but I have zero enthusiasm for this team primarily based on ownership and management.

Why is it primarily based on ownership and management? Did Ricketts hand out all of the dumb contracts over the past 5 years? Was Quade managing this club to back-to-back disappointing seasons? At least give those two people a chance before shitting on them. If you want to shit on the awful roster, go ahead. But neither of that is Ricketts' or Quade's fault.

Ricketts said THIS MORNING that the offseason was "great". Management inludes the great Jim Hendry. Enough said!


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Why was the offseason that bad? They got Garza in a decent trade and improved their 1b situation. Not to mention they got rid of fatass, it took too long but they finally did it.

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Why was the offseason that bad? They got Garza in a decent trade and improved their 1b situation. Not to mention they got rid of fatass, it took too long but they finally did it.

And why does this constitute being "great"?? And this assumes Garza isn't a bust...


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Why was the offseason that bad? They got Garza in a decent trade and improved their 1b situation. Not to mention they got rid of fatass, it took too long but they finally did it.

I think that they largely stood pat when they were not a particularly good team last year. Garza is not as good as Lee. That's a downgrade. They're still stuck with a poor defensive outfield, and really poor defensive infield and what might be an awful defensive backup catcher. I'm not sold at all on the bottom 3/5 of the starting staff. The pen looks good, they should enjoy "trying to keep it close" duty.

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Why was the offseason that bad? They got Garza in a decent trade and improved their 1b situation. Not to mention they got rid of fatass, it took too long but they finally did it.

And why does this constitute being "great"?? And this assumes Garza isn't a bust...

What is Rickett's supposed to say on the air?

Our offseason sucked, and our team is dogshit. C'mon out to the ballpark!

Yeah, that would work splendidly.

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Randy Wells is going to have a stellar year for a #4 guy.

Starlin Castro .302/.382./.420
Pena .245, 29 hr's 95rbi
Soto .275/.395/.450 makes the all star team


Fukudome gets moved at the trade deadline

Team hangs around all year, but never goes on a big run

82-80

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They get off to a fairly good start, and are in first place at some point in May, possibly even as late as Memorial Day as they benefit from an April schedule that is in their favor. But the Brewers, Cards, and Reds all show they are better as the season goes on. Bad defense and bad middle relief costs the Cubs a number of games even though the offense ends up being pretty decent. The first half of the season overall is pretty good for the Cub, post AS break is woeful. 78-83 (late season rainout not madeup), 4th place behind the Brewers (Division Winner), Cards, and Reds.

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the worst move ricketts made was letting hendry make off season moves and name the new manager. what is ricketts supposed to say? standard b.s. that most owners would say..that is why i did not listen to the interview .. i would rather have lee than pena....pena move makes zero sense, i would also rather move colvin to 1st or aram to 1st and bring up a young vitters. ricketts can fix this in october by firing hendry and bringing in a competent gm to handle everything.

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Why was the offseason that bad? They got Garza in a decent trade and improved their 1b situation. Not to mention they got rid of fatass, it took too long but they finally did it.

I think that they largely stood pat when they were not a particularly good team last year. Garza is not as good as Lee. That's a downgrade. They're still stuck with a poor defensive outfield, and really poor defensive infield and what might be an awful defensive backup catcher. I'm not sold at all on the bottom 3/5 of the starting staff. The pen looks good, they should enjoy "trying to keep it close" duty.

By the way... I meant Pena....

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i am not a believer in randy wells, 190 ip 4.18 era 9-10

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