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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:02 pm

1000 CLUB

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and so do I...

20k posts on a message board and it only took six years and a few prunings to get there.

Since I've been posting here I have done the following: divorced, moved to Canada, ended three bands, started three more, made up a catch-phrase or two, wasted a thousand hours at work, found myself a lady, and met a few friends along the way.
Thanks for reading, commenting, making me think, coming to events/shows/games/etc...and being funny 12% of the time.
You dildos are alright in my thin book.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:02 pm

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:03 pm

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Talk about a waste of bandwidth.

I keed, I keed. Congrats!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:04 pm

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If you were a hipster, you would have given this up 5 years ago.

Congrats.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:05 pm

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Way to go loser!

Kidding. Congratulations.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:06 pm

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Is being called a dildo supposed to be an insult? Because if you think about it...... :twisted:

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:08 pm

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Nice work Doug.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:08 pm

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Nice work Doug. ( Damn double post. Guess I'm trying to catch up to you Doug )

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:09 pm

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Well done Dave

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:09 pm

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spanky wrote:

Is being called a dildo supposed to be an insult? Because if you think about it...... :twisted:

I want to be reincarnated as a girl's bicycle seat.

w00t Doug

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:10 pm

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Nice Work Doug.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:12 pm

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spanky wrote:

Is being called a dildo supposed to be an insult? Because if you think about it...... :twisted:

Yeah. I love dildos (even the smaller non vibrating ones), a hell of a lot more than at least half the people here.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:14 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

spanky wrote:

Is being called a dildo supposed to be an insult? Because if you think about it...... :twisted:

Yeah. I love dildos (even the smaller non vibrating ones), a hell of a lot more than at least half the people here.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:17 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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So spaulding loves spany?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:18 pm

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20,000 posts??

Loser

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:28 pm

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Congrats, Doug! Better wasting time here than staring at hotties outside an office window!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:32 pm

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:34 pm

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Bernstein says 11%

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:45 pm

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Bottom bank....third from right. :salut:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:21 pm

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Well done citzen.

These 20k posts and being the CSFMB "Lighthouse" at events is what makes you you, besides other things that make you you that are not relevant to this point and may actually be counter to it's point. Which is you having 20k posts. Which is something special. And reminds me of something...

Remember that 1k club? Remeber when we were spammed endlessly so someone with 1k posts could get a shot at some free stuff?
I think 10k is the new 1k. You over postin bastards.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:24 pm

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1,000 Club>ISOP?

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I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

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I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:42 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Remeber when we were spammed endlessly so someone with 1k posts could get a shot at some free stuff?

Remember when your posts were direct and you didn't cry to the board every time you got called out? Me either.

Last edited by NSJ on Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:43 pm

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NSJ wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Remeber when we were spammed endlessly so someone with 1k posts could get a shot at some free stuff?

Remember when your posts were direct and you didn't cry everytime you got called out? Me either.

Kinda left fieldy. :shock:

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:45 pm

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You're easily 10 times the poster than I can ever aspire to be... I'm guessing that "20k posts on CSFMB" is at least in your top-3 for tombstone captions at this juncture.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:46 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Darkside wrote:

NSJ wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Remeber when we were spammed endlessly so someone with 1k posts could get a shot at some free stuff?

Remember when your posts were direct and you didn't cry everytime you got called out? Me either.

Kinda left fieldy. :shock:

Seems to be his deal today, did it with Ugie too

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Brick

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:47 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Congratulations Doug. Now that you've reached this milestone please consider leaving the board.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:50 pm

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Darkside wrote:

NSJ wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Remeber when we were spammed endlessly so someone with 1k posts could get a shot at some free stuff?

Remember when your posts were direct and you didn't cry everytime you got called out? Me either.

Kinda left fieldy. :shock:

So if your no name shot wasn't directed at me, to whom/what are you referring?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:54 pm

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NSJ wrote:

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So if your no name shot wasn't directed at me, to whom/what are you referring?

Dude.
It was a reference to back when 1k posts was a lot to have, that someone had to spend a whole night posting to get there and now 1k is like nothing. Thus the 10k is the new 1k.
You really are a miserable prick you know that? What the hell happened to you to make you such a cow flop man? Were you beaten or something?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:56 pm

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: "Michael has 20,000!"

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:58 pm

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I am on pace to achieve this milestone in 53 years and 27 days.

May 11ish, 2064. I'm buyin.'

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