The lineup is in for tonight's second of 4 vs. the Rays at "The Trop". Here's how the White Sox will deal with Tampa's James Shields:

1 Juan "1 Walk, 1 Strikeout" Pierre LF
15 Gordon "2 Strikeouts" Beckham 2B
32 Adam "The Strikeout Machine" Dunn DH
14 Paul "1 Strikeout" Konerko 1B
20 Carlos "2 K's as DH" Quentin RF
51 Alex "3 K's" Rios CF
12 A.J. "I Didn't Strikeout, I Didn't Play" Pierzynski C
10 Alexei "1 Walk, 1 Strikeout As Well" Ramirez SS
23 Mark "I Didn't Strikeout or Hit as a Pinch Hitter" Teahen 3B

John "I'm Not A Strikeout Pitcher" Danks starts for the White Sox, trying to break a 5-game losing streak tonight.

Hawk said that the Rays were doing that for April & May because kids are still in school, so they will be able to get home a little bit earlier. I guess in June they go back to the normal 7:05 start time.

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I heard Ed Farmer mention that on the radio broadcast last night. Needless to say, "The Doctors", which the White Sox offense actually needs at this point, aren't pleased that their show is pre-empted for tonight's 5:40p start time on WCIU 26 The U and the Chicago White Sox Television Network.

SHARK, what are The Doctors?

I always assumed that The U only showed King of Queens and Frasier reruns.

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Rios drops I say drops a ball and its a hit WTF

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Guillen kills another rally with a bunt. I think Beckham needs to be sent out since we obviously don't believe he can get a hit. How many men were lost on the bases and on purpose tonight?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Can't fuck with Big Game Shields.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I was following the game online and when I read that Beckham sacrificed Pierre to 2nd, I thought to myself, well JORR is going to be pissed.

Question for you Joe, do you ever think it is a smart decision to sacrifice a guy into scoring position?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Big Game James does it to us again.

Somehow Hunter Wendelstedt is to blame.

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I'm not SHARK, but I'll handle this. It's a spinoff of Dr. Phil, which itself is a spinoff of Oprah, where a panel of doctors discuss medical issues like "Salt: should you eat less of it?". The lead host is some fratboy-looking guy that was on The Bachelor once. He wears scrubs on the set, so he's sort of the grinder of the crew. There's a black woman who mostly handles lady things, being an OB-GYN and all. The third host is some creepy George Hamilton guy. I don't know who their fourth one is.

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Occasionally. Sacrifice bunts are like abortions. They should be safe, legal, and rare.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If Dunn wasn't doing a spot on Carlos Pena/DLee impersonation right now he probably would have driven in that run.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

This is becoming Boston Red Sox bad.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

This team can't hit shit. I thought the Cubs lineup blew. Beckham has dropped off big time in the last week.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

After the sox got their first hit, hawk pulled his usual, cancel the post game show. I think there should one be after shields' great outing. Vegas prop bet- over/under on innings until hawk disappears from broadcast.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You mean since he talked to Mac and Spiegs!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

YES!!! That's it!

Death to Meatpants! Let's Ligue him!

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Very articulate

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I'm not so sure that Travis Stork, Lisa Masterson, Jim Sears & Andrew Ordon, the four "Doctors" that co-host that hour-long show weekdays at 5p on WCIU 26 The U, can help the struggling White Sox offense right now.

Laurence Holmes followed the Ranger's "Xfinity Postgame" on the Sox flagship, 670 The SCORE, last night. He not only mentioned some very disturbing stats during the team's 6-game losing streak, but also played Ozzie's postgame presser in the early stages of his show. Based on what Ozzie told reporters, Adam "Strikeout Machine" Dunn could be batting a tad lower in the lineup for tonight's Game 3 of 4 at "The Trop".

So it's like Dr Oz with 4 people instead of one? That sounds awful.

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Believe it or not, Dr. Oz is also a protege of...You know.

The guy from Dr 90210?

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No, that woman who will soon leave our TVs next month...Her initials are O.W. I'll leave it at that...

Ophelia Wainwright?

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O---H!

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It's that show that airs at 9a Weekdays & 11p Weeknights on ABC7, but not much longer...Her name shall remain nameless for obvious reasons.

By the way, the White Sox lineup is in for tonight's Game 3. These are the guys that'll deal with Wade Davis in the third of four at "The Trop":

1 Juan Pierre LF
15 Gordon Beckham 2B
20 Carlos Quentin RF
14 Paul Konerko 1B
32 Adam Dunn DH
51 Alex Rios CF
12 A.J. Pierzynski C
10 Alexei Ramirez SS
23 Mark Teahen 3B

Phil Humber starts for the Sox as they try to stop the bleeding and a 6-game losing streak.

Maybe Alex Rios will not be horrible at the plate this game.....probably not.

Maybe he'll hit the baseball with his baseball.

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I read something that Alex Rios has issues with a big toe, and Ozzie hinted after the first game in this series that Alex might get a game off for rest. So far, that's not the case.