We are selling our large leather chair (or small sofa, however you look at it). It is brown leather, 4 years old, and in great condition. We need to get rid of this thing because it is absolutely HUGE and much larger than our tiny condo can hold. Very comfortable, and looks similar to this, only brown:



$300 OBO. Must be able to pick up. PM me for details if interested.

Throw in those workout bands and we may just have a deal.

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Is this the chair that the dog pees all over?

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Negative. That chair has long been discarded.

Is this the chair that you've spit up on?

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Sold!

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To the best of my knowledge, none of my bodily fluids have been in contact with this chair.

The couch is another story.

Throw the couch in, and we may have a deal.

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Throw your wife in and we may have a deal

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

I'll buy it if you promise to leave the board.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ill open the bidding at 5 dollars american

I'll give you 15, but you need to throw in that sweet wine fridge and deliver it to Palatine.

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Will you consider interesting trades?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Wow. Your house looks just like a furniture catalog.

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I've already told you once, I have no room for Juan Pierre.

I think Douchebag just found his new chair for poker. Almost the same size.

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$25 is the standing bid. Do I hear $300?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

no

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I bet if it was a white chair you'd be all over it.

Fuck you guys. I'm 2 for 2 when I use that chair. Maybe your chair should get bigger...

...or maybe your poker skills

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#1, that's sexist
#2, I'm not Elmhurst Steve
#3, bite me

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I didn't know douchebag was that fat.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This is pretty much what my chair looks like, except mine is all orange. I stole it from my high school over 10 years ago.

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$25.50. I don't really want the chair. I just want to come over and leave an upper decker in your bathroom.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Why not just do that on the chair for sale?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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