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Northside_Dan

Post subject: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:21 pm

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http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgn-empire-ma ... 6390.story

Empire Carpet Guy dies at the age of 89.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:23 pm

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He was still alive? I thought he already died that was why they replaced him with a cartoon. Next you'll tell me that the Menards guy is still alive.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:35 pm

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A texter from the Danny Mac Show wrote:

His family requests that he be rolled up and left at the curb for pickup.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:45 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

He was still alive? I thought he already died that was why they replaced him with a cartoon. Next you'll tell me that the Menards guy is still alive.

The man's name is Lynn Hauldren, Hank, and the cartoon you're referring comes at the end of every Empire Carpet commercial that airs somewhere in this country. It's not just a Chicago company anymore...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:45 pm

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Heaven needed new carpeting.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:49 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Heaven needed new carpeting.

I wonder if heaven got a ghetto...

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:06 pm

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I already read they will replace him with Gilbert Gotfried.

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kissrules73

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:26 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Next you'll tell me that the Menards guy is still alive.

According to Wikki, Ray Szmanda is still alive...I think its funny that his great-nephew Eric Szmanda plays Greg Sanders on CSI: Las Vegas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Szmanda

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shakes

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:30 pm

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rug overdose.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:07 am

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shakes wrote:

rug overdose.

I can't believe I laughed at that. You're making it difficult to hate you right now. My feelings are confused.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:55 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

shakes wrote:

rug overdose.

I can't believe I laughed at that.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:08 am

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shakes wrote:

rug overdose.

That was Excellent! :lol:

Sorry,I can't help myself but:

The British report he died in the middle of a "shag".

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:32 am

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That's how FreeAjent wants to go.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

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FIRST TIME CALLER

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:34 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:32 pm
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terry and dan were making fun of it with drops and giggling.....but shame on the board when tragedy strikes a score host......you are not allowed to say anything or you are deemed insensitive and a horrible person........but if they do it its so funny

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:56 pm

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My good friend Larz on ChicagolandRadioandMedia.com confirmed on their message board that although Empire Today is still based in the suburbs here, the company has indeed gone national in several markets outside our area.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:45 pm

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: 588-2300

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:46 pm