There are lots of bad lyrics out there....so if you hear some....take note and put them here.

I have heard this song more than a few times on the radio and it is definitely in the running for worst lyrics ever. I give you "Raise your glass" by Pink

Right right, turn off the lights,
We're gonna lose our minds tonight,
What's the deal, yo?

I love when it's all too much,
5am turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?

Party Crasher,
Panty Snatcher,
Call me up if you a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?


Dancey??? Dancey? Are you fucking kidding me with this effort to rhyme?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Unsolicited advice......Stop listening to Pink and Ke$ha

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I could never get tired of listening to songs about glitter and underground rave clubs. However....the Pink song is hard to avoid when you only get a few radio stations that come in and they are either country or top 40 or national ESPN.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I had to go all the way to Bulgaria to hear that Tick-Tock song. Never heard it again, and don't even remember the slightest thing about it.

Did you really have to mention Bulgaria?

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Okay, I could have phrased that a little better. I saw the song mentioned in the newspaper one day. Never heard the damn thing. Never saw the video. Then, sitting in this amazing restaurant in the center of Plovdiv, here it is on the TV. I couldn't understand the fuss about the song.

You are my favorite mult

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Yeah, that's good!

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I like that Pink song. Pink is cool.

My vote for worst lyric is either:

"the placenta falls to the floor" by, I think, Live?
or
"the best soy latte that you ever had" by Train

Just fucking horrid.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This definitely falls in the category of things I thought I would never read on here.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

why...is this in the movies & tv section?

well anyway:

you've got your dumb friends, i know what they say. they tell you i'm difficult. but so are they.

"But in this ever changing world in which we live in" - Paul McCartney, Live and Let Die

Songwriters: HAMLISCH, MARVIN/SAGER, CAROLE BAYER

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That bugs me every time I hear it. All you would have had to change it to is "But in this ever changing world in which we're livin'" and you wouldn't sound like a fuckin' illiterate. The song would still suck though.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

this was a fun read.

http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-20/

"live and let die" is in there.

Pretty much anyone in Kid Cairo's top 5 rappers list....in case he's ashamed now:

Wacka Flocka Flame
Soulja Boy
Gucci Mane
Any down south rapper not named TI, Ludacris, Bun B, or Scarface.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Anyone that likes this thread has to buy Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs.

My favorite is Neil Diamond's I am I Said which contains the following

I am I said
To No One There
And No one Heard Me
Not even the Chair

Why the blank is he talking to the f'ing chair?

I know why he wanted to rhyme

Why didn't he use
So I ate A Pear
I had nits in my hair
Or X marks the square?

Gotta get my bowl gotta have cereal...

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Who did I leave out from the South who's tight on the lyrics? Lil Wayne is nice but I'm starting to wonder if he has a ghost writer (Drake).

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The first "in" is actually an "if" - not that it makes it any better.

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mariah carey " see right through you like you are swimming in windex"

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My bad......terrible omission on my part.....

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Ike. Just imagine if he had the motivation to take his indelible presence and package it in convenient rap lyrics format... the game would never be the same.

I hate to go all Skip Bayless and be a prisoner of the moment, but Rebecca Black's "Friday" is some putrid shit. I understand she's part of some admittedly-brilliant viral marketing campaign by some new cookiecutter teen-pop-music factory using bad internet publicity to gain any sort of attention, but holy shit is that Friday song bad.

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