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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:14 am 
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There are some great stories here: http://dsy.posterous.com/50904227

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Scottie Pippen? Nothing but respect for Pippen. Great teammate. Great player. He was a thug when he came into the league, but really came around and they talk regularly now. Pippen and Jordan together defensively was as devastating a duo as there will ever be. Scottie and Michael used to compete on everything. Jordan used always claim his hands were bigger, but they weren’t. Scottie was very blessed down below. And that killed Michael. Johnny said, “you should have seen the girls pippen had waiting for him everywhere we went. Madonna used to pick him up in a limo with a hot tub every time we went to L.A.Michael used to tell Madonna he could satisfy her better, to which Madonna would tell him “not a chance.””

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Who was the better defender? Pippen was one of the best and most gifted defenders of all time. But MJ was the better defender. Michael could shut down anyone in the world for a 3 minute span. The best he’s ever seen. (I was pretty shocked by that, but man what does that tell you about MJ, unbelievable.) Jordan was the most ferocious competitor Bach has seen in all his years of basketball. Johnny said physically Jordan and Pippen were about the same as defenders. But when you add in MJ’s ruthlessness and trash talk, that put him ahead of Scottie. When Johnny was coaching with the Hornets in 1995 they had a good team. Glen Rice, Mourning, Johnson. Series was tied at 2 and Hornets had a chance to win game 5 in Chicago. On the biggest possession of the game, Mugsy had the ball with the Hornets down 1. Jordan backed off of him and told him: “shoot it you fucking midget.” Mugsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Mugsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career. His shot never recovered.

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Concerning gambling, Johnny did say that MJ took him to VIP rooms where they gave MJ $3 million in chips. He saw MJ lose 3 mil and win 3 mil on many occasions…playing three hands of blackjack at once. Johnny also saw Patrick Ewing lose $3 million in two hours. MJ told Patrick, you’re a complete idiot, only I could possibly play 4 hands of blackjack at once.

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Women? MJ used to tell Johnny that “Tiger Woods is an idiot. I tried to help him, but the kid’s gonna get caught.” (we all know how that turned out). In order for a girl to get to MJ, she needed to go through 4 undercover former narcotics detectives just to speak to Michael. She had to be approved by all 4 to make sure she wasn’t gonna say a damn word about MJ to anyone. So there’s MJ, not the greatest character guy, but he sure was pretty smart.

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Story #1 – The day before game 4 of the Bulls Suns finals with the Bulls leading the series 2-1. Michael and Charles Barkley went golfing. They played 48 holes of golf. And Michael bought Charles a $20,000 diamond earring. Johnny asked MJ, “what did you do all that for?” Michael responded, “he won’t get in my way the rest of the series, what’s $20,000 to me? Charles thinks we’re great friends. I hate that fat fuck.” Jordan dropped 55 in game 4 and Barkley never touched him once.


I've quoted some of the more gossipy bits, but there's also a lot interesting stuff just about old practices and Jackson's coaching.


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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:23 am 
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Wow, Dr. Ken is not going to like this:

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What are your thoughts on Bruce Weber? He doesn’t have it. At some point you have to step up and take the blame.


Great stuff in that article. Thanks for posting it.

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Great read. I gotta get that book if he ever decides to write one.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:51 am 
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The article was bullshit.

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HOVA wrote:
The article was bullshit.


Why?

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:04 am 
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A few of the stories sound like bullshit. The Barkley one is at the top of the list.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:06 am 
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Why would a guy like Bach at his age lie about stuff?

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:08 am 
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RFDC wrote:
Why would a guy like Bach at his age lie about stuff?

Alzheimer's?

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:10 am 
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HOVA wrote:
The article was bullshit.

Agreed.

You all should know better than this.

Don't you think if this story were true, it would have been picked up by now? Deadspin would have been all over this, and Kid Cairo's boys B&B would have had a field day with this.

No way this shit is true...it reads like an Onion article.

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HOVA wrote:
The article was bullshit.

Agreed.

You all should know better than this.

Don't you think if this story were true, it would have been picked up by now? Deadspin would have been all over this, and Kid Cairo's boys B&B would have had a field day with this.

No way this shit is true...it reads like an Onion article.


You don't play the role of Nas Jr very well.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:15 am 
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RFDC wrote:
Why would a guy like Bach at his age lie about stuff?


I'm skeptical, IMO. I received this a week ago from 2 different people who said they got the story from a guy in their friend's fantasy league. My 2 friends don't know each other.

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I found the Barkely story to be a little far fetched.

Maybe that happened but I think Jordan was joking when he said "I hate that fat fuck"


I doubt Barkely laid down for Jordan


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I really want the Bogues story to be true, even though I'd kind of feel bad for him if it was. The Hornets series did only go 4 games that year. I saw some speculation that this would be the play in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh30faXq ... age#t=549s


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HOVA wrote:
The article was bullshit.


BINGO!

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Got this email 2-3 weeks ago, said it was BS then as many of the issues don't click.

Pippens brothers/sisters
Pippens real cash situation
Jordan after Madonna NEVER
Jordan hating Barkley

That is just from memory

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bigfan wrote:
Got this email 2-3 weeks ago, said it was BS then as many of the issues don't click.

Pippens brothers/sisters
Pippens real cash situation
Jordan after Madonna NEVER
Jordan hating Barkley

That is just from memory

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ZephMarshack wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Got this email 2-3 weeks ago, said it was BS then as many of the issues don't click.

Pippens brothers/sisters
Pippens real cash situation
Jordan after Madonna NEVER
Jordan hating Barkley

That is just from memory

Image


LOL.....there is some funny shit on this board.

Thanks BigFan and all who contribute.


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