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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:13 pm 
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SHARK News reports that Tim Cullerton is the new 38th Ward Alderman with 60% of the vote.

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According to the 670thescore.com schedule, they've got Boers & Goff listed for Friday...I wonder if that means Jason's making the trip to DeKalb for Friday's visit to Fatty's and not Bernsy.

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According to the 670thescore.com schedule, they've got Boers & Goff listed for Friday...I wonder if that means Jason's making the trip to DeKalb for Friday's visit to Fatty's and not Bernsy.

It is official...Jason Goff sits in for Bernsy tomorrow when the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" heads up to DeKalb.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:04 pm 
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Where are my nicknames, SHARK?? :evil:

SHARK isn't Chris Berman, Keyser... :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:58 pm 
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I don't know exactly what VERSUS will change its name to...I know that CNBC & MSNBC are already taken.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:36 pm 
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If I'm Anna Davlantes, I should've seeked a restraining order vs. LoHo...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:02 pm 
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SHARK wrote:
Mike Golic is still fat...

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Mike Golic is still fat...

SHARK speaks the truth.


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Mike Golic is still fat...

SHARK speaks the truth.

SHARK is reminding me of Rickey Henderson counseling a young shakes

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rpb thinks SHARK is getting a shade out of hand.

Happy John Forsythe is dead. Celebrating Mike Golic's struggle with weight.


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Mike Golic wished he looked as svelte as SHARK does in his Mike Tomczak jersey.

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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:43 pm 
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I've never found Katie Couric all that attractive to be honest with you. That being said, I was reporting the news of the day, something Katie doesn't do very well.

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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:01 pm 
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SHARK giving us some recycled material. I am disappointed :(

There's nothing wrong with recycling, Hank. :wink:

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For the first time this year, SHARK's been forced to go a backup plan for the Spring Race at Dover. I'm not pleased that someone took my original pick in Carl Edwards, but my backup has 3 career top 5s and 6 career top 10s at "The Monster Mile". With Kasey Kahne likely taking over his ride next year with Hendrick Motorsports, this guy's likely racing for a new ride in 2012 and beyond, likely as a part-time driver. Since someone else took Edwards away from me, lock SHARK into this guy instead.

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SHARK not pleased.

Beware of extra BITE! today and this weekend.

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We'll see what happens Sunday at NASCAR's FedEx 400 Supporting Autism Speaks. Based on recent NASCAR history, I don't like my chances of winning. Jimmie Johnson's won 3 of the last 4 trips at "The Monster Mile" known as Dover.


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SHARK on the defensive!!

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I was on Facebook and watching a little bit of the Heat/Celtics' game, briefly interrupted by thunderstorms in the area. I swear to God that I knew NOTHING about Daryl Hawks' sudden death this morning! NOTHING!

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He's a LeBron cock guzzler/cum gargeler....there may be some taint tickling as well.

Agreed.


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He's a LeBron cock guzzler/cum gargeler....there may be some taint tickling as well.

Agreed.

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Hey, take it easy man...

OKC, SHARK speaks the truth. The truth hurts.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:09 pm 
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One would think that fatpants could actually give interesting commentary on competative eating. One of the few subjects he knows something about.

Are you referring to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest that was on ESPN yesterday?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:22 am 
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SHARK wrote:
SHARK has Chiller, DIRECTV 257. That channel is not in HD, but because I have HD, I have HDNet, DIRECTV 306. Not everyone has HDNet.

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SHARK, its no big deal

Were still not fully accepting alcoholism as a disease as a society. Some do, some dont.

Just giving you shit

You gave me that and as former NFL referee Ben Dreith once said, "the business..." :lol:

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SHARK wrote:
I could've sworn I heard Boers moments ago call the longtime Cardinals' manager "a raging penis" during transition.

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I could've sworn I heard Boers moments ago call the longtime Cardinals' manager "a raging penis" during transition.

:lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are so doggone funny!


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SHARK, its no big deal

Were still not fully accepting alcoholism as a disease as a society. Some do, some dont.

Just giving you shit

You gave me that and as former NFL referee Ben Dreith once said, "the business..." :lol:

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