Fuck.

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Nothing happened... They walked from that castle to the Calla. I think he even wrote in 5 about how everyday was the same and they just kept chugging along and following the beam. That sounds like fun.

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I just read SHARK's story on what REALLY happened, and all the article basically did was say "well NBC must not have liked it, we don't know what they thought but it can't be good because it's canceled. UH OH, WILL THIS MAYBE CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR THE HULK?!! WE DON'T KNOW, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD!!"

That article pulled a sinicalypse in saying absolutely nothing in partaking in a verbose circlejerk of ~500 words.

SHARK, dude, I have a question for you: Do you have a soul? When's the last time you enjoyed the gentle caress of a woman under 275 pounds? Does the stick up the ass of the stick in the ass of the stick in your ass have a stick in its ass?

I'm tempted to drop a link to a youtube video of agent smith asking "WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!?!?!" but a) you won't ever acknowledge me and b) if you did, you'd be giving me some obscure production note and try to come up with a G-rated euphemism to say that one of the wachowski brothers changed sexes.

C'est la vie, but at least I get why you were initially called NANCY on this board.

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I was watching Season 3 of Red Dwarf on blu Ray the other day. I love that smeggin show.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Apparently King isn't happy with that fact (because you're correct; it was just lost time in the story) and now he has some additional input.

562 pages of Roland taking a dump, Jake beating off, Eddie and Susannah making the beast with two backs, and Oy yipping.

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By the way, I'm not at all happy with the choice of a Boondock Saint being Eddie Dean in the movie. Norman Reedus? Really?

I have no hope for this story then. I didnt like how it turned out so I am throwing some more crazy shit in the story for the hell of it.

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Yeah but he does have that twitchy addict look.

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It's basically admitting "I was too lazy to write about that shit earlier, but now I've got a killer story".

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True.

Is it too much to ask for Halle Berry as Susanna? Because when she gets railed by that demon on the beach, it is gonna make my prostate explode.

I just read the deadline.com story that I posted a link. The "Wonder Woman" that NBC was planning to air didn't test well with audiences and the costume's a far cry from what Lynda Carter wore in the classic 1970s series.

I'd love to see her screaming "HONKY MAFAH!" with heaving breasts.

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Yeah, I figured that much.... now have a seat on the couch over there and tell me about your mother. Seriously, I'm here to help...

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This very well may be the greatest exchange between two posters in the history of this board for SO many reasons.

Sorry to disappoint you, but my mother is no longer with us. Moment of silence please for my mom...Thank you.

Nice try... now when she was alive, did she wear slippers ~90% of the time? The curlers stayed in her hair all day long, didn't they? Did she divorce your father, or did he leave her a widow? I'm thinking that she's a larger than life presence, one way or another, and to her credit she raised a real good boy.... too good. It has to be some sort of augmented "reality" brought on by a fundamental disconnect with reality, thus spawning your passion with television, media, and the artifical world where you found your escape from the actual reality you've-never-quite-admitted-to-yourself-that-you're-morbidly-afraid-of.

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My mom NEVER DIVORCED!!! Shame on you!

The emphasis on "NEVER DIVORCED!!!!" leads me to believe that your father was one hell of a guy, and you and your mother both lived in fear of him. She probably escaped into alcohol/cigarettes and comfort eating, while you clearly escaped into Television/Radio/Media/Rob Feder Columns. Wow, we're getting somewhere.

What's the most egregious resentment you have against your father? How could he have better prepared you for the real world?

It's OK, you're amongst friends here. We all want to understand.

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Maybe that's enough?

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Take out the "maybe" and the "?".

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Sini.

Come on, man.

This really isn't the place to have this discussion.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Oh comeon, SHARK was taking the piss by emboldening NEVER DIVORCED!!!! are y'all too daft to see that?

SHARK does a better job of creating a buffer zone between the real SHARK and the press-release-sounding board caricature we have evidently grown to love. I'm merely dropping stereotypes as opposed to creating some sort of a deep probe into the psyche of speed camp over there, trust me he'd never let any of us in that close.

BTW, SHARK is beardown. They're yin/yang and together they complete the shattered psyche of an abused son of a Jackie Gleason disciple. BOOK IT, JIM DURHAM!

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Sini, SHARK isn't a mult and you're basically picking on a guy who can't defend himself. I used to do the same thing back in the day until people advised me of what the deal was.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

SHARK, to the best of my knowledge, has never done a single thing to upset anyone on this board. What you're doing is complete garbage.

Agreed. Come on dude.

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You may be right, but this place is more of a shits and giggles site. I don't think he needs to be analysed here. Go Bulls.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken