All year Ive been hearing myths spread about Derrick Rose, mainly perpetuated by the worst analysts in history, Stacey King and Bill Wennington and on down to their sheepish fans...I'm sick and fucking tired of this, and before Rose is exposed, I want to make myself look good by calling it in advance...so hear are the Derrick Rose myths:

Myth #1: Derrick Rose is humble

couldnt be anymore false...he wants and craves attention...he tries way too hard and is often in over his head...to deflect criticism, he gives cliche statements always crediting his teammates, yet in the same sentence he will say he wanted to take over...he thinks he is MJ or Kobe or Wade or James...he aint even close...he has no business always feeding his ego in interviews, and trying to sound like he deserves sympathy and praise...he sounds more like a politician to me...so fake...even the way he talks ever so slowly...fuck him

For a true humble guy and an even better overall player, see Kevin Durant...he's been doing it longer, and he's MUCH more humble...he to me is a beautiful kid...even in interviews, he keeps his down and constantly saluted the Bible and God, but not in such a way as to sound fake...he is real

Myth #2: Derrick Rose has power

WTF? Power? driving and running into guys just to get a foul called on u is considered power? fuck that...he still has never dunked on anyone...u know what Power is? Blake Griffin...Durant...Melo...Lebron...even Dwayne Wade...THOSE guys are POWER, and I love watching them anyday before Rose...fuck Rose and his 6-3 version of POWER

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myth#3- He is white

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

myth #4: he's not a bully

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I think someone should start a "Bad posts on the CSFMB" Facebook page. This is definitely a top 5'er right here.....

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Myth #5: Derrick Rose is Juggs.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

whistler sure is a hoot.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

He's definitely something.

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+1

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No wonder Cairo hates da boo so much.

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They would all be Whistlers! Sini might have one , but they are so long nobody would ever know, his might even be the best posts! lol

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wow, shot at Sini!!!! I love it!

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this is idiotic.

#1 rose myth: hes not tall enough. period. end of story. lights out. fade to black.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Myth #6: Derrick Rose was the body double for Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Derrick's dream is to play single A ball in the White Sox farm system.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

kiss my ass

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Suck a dick and die

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Derrick Rose was ready for battle. His uniform bristled and stood on end. One eye sunk into his head and the other became a big red, bulging orb. His foaming mouth spread from ear to ear and a column of Gatorade shot out of his mouth. "The Tiger of Englewood" was ready to lead his Chicago men against the invasion by his bitterest enemy, Queen James. Unfortunately, Derrick would have to advance alone — the Queen immobilized his army with a curse.

The mighty Chicago warrior took up arms anyway. Single-handed, he tore through James' ranks, leaving broken bodies on either side of him. The queen was frantic. Rose must be defeated. She joined forces with Bosh, goddess of the paint, whose love Derrick had rashly spurned, and three sorcerer daughters of Dwayne Wade, a warrior he had killed. Their magic and betrayal brought a madness upon the Bull hero. He was mortally wounded by his own teammates.

Bloody, pierced by elbows, bruised by blows, D-Rose refused to fall in his final battle. He lashed himself to a stone pillar named Asik and died on his feet. Still, his enemies didn't dare approach his body, until three days later Bosh flew down as a crow and settled on the corpse's shoulder.

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bump

there was also a 3rd myth that I was carrying throughout the whole year, but I couldnt think of it when I made the post, and still cant think of it

but I wanted to call it before the series and now I look good

fuck u all for believing Stacey King's bullshit all year

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No you don't. You are still a fucking idiot.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Stop bullying the posters!