Less than it takes to change a lightbulb.

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Everyone: What is your favorite chick drink?

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No.


I honestly can't think of any. For me to get upset enough to want to physically harm somebody, either mine, my mom's, or my son's safety would have to be in danger. That can't be done through a message board. I get irritated by many of you, but not enough to go that far.

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Diet Pepsi. All day every day.

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I don't have one.

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Miller Lite

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Stoli Ras & Red Bull

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Strawberry daiquiri

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Spanky likes Diet Pepsi.

The revelations here are mind-blowing.

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Oooooh. I like this one too.

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Margarita

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Well the people that actually get me a little irritated are too valuable. Why come here if not to engage?

Bagels sucks

STU GOTZ blames his kids for his bad posts

Score is Doomed is just too predictable.

there are a few out there that i think are good on a hot summer day. mike's hard limeade, and bacardi's blueberry/lemonade. they're pretty refreshing. can't have more than a few though because it's too sugary.

That would be top on my list, Zack. Those are pretty good....

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Everyone:

List one extremely stupid/reckless thing you did in your youth, one that, looking back now, you cannot believe you did and lived/got away with.

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I used to go to some neighborhoods to get some things.

I probably shouldnt have gone in that neighborhood.

I definitely should not have chased the kid who ripped money out of my hand in that neighborhood. (got it back though)

My cousin and I were driving through one of those driving tours in the Everglades where you need to stay in the car when he saw an alligator. I asked him "Where?" and he pointed out toward the lake. I couldn't see it so we decided to get out of the car, which you aren't supposed to do. We went to the edge of the dirt road where the water comes up right to the road. I was looking out into the lake and still couldn't see it. He then pointed down and the thing was sitting about 3 feet below us, right at our feet.

We calmly got back in the car. It wasn't until I was older that I realized how dangerous that really was.

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I almost burned down the ds estates on accident

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Getting too much friction with the socks?

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Sure....."accident"

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When I was a young driver, I had the tendency to disobey railroad crossing gates. If I was first in a line of cars, I would drive around the gates if I felt I could beat the train. Looking back, that was obviously very ignorant of me.

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I was out deer hunting with my dad as a young lad and while I was walking thru the forest I encountered a small ditch that was partially frozen over. Deciding that the quickest route was straight forward I decided I could walk over it. I proceeded to crash through the ice and had to break my way to the other side with the butt of the shotgun. Looking back on it, I cant quite believe that I didnt drown or blow my head off.

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It's tough to nail it down to just one, but this certainly qualifies for the top of the list.

When I was about 17 or 18 I had a '76 Toyota Celica with a manual 5-speed transmission. The brakes were going bad but I couldn't afford to fix them. Eventually the car had no brakes at all. But I still drove the thing to and from work for most of the summer- from Evanston to Irving and Kimball- by downshifting through the gears to slow up and then feathering the tiny bit of braking power that was left.

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I went with my family to Cozumel when I was about......14-15? There was a group of other kids my age at the hotel we were staying at. They were all renting motor scooters and running around town with them. My dad strictly forbid me from renting one/riding on one. Well, another dad (who I didn't know) was offering to pay for a bunch of us to rent them one day, so of course I said yes. We got about an hour into the day and I pulled onto the busy main road, not knowing how to drive the damn thing, in front of a large oncoming dump truck. My only choice was to accelerate through the road and into the large, deepditch on the other side. Broke the scooter, scraped myself up pretty bad. I should have been killed that day.

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So, just keeping track in the alternate Universe -

RPB - killed by drug lord
Dr. Ken - eaten by alligator
JORR - t-boned in an intersection
Hank - shot head off with shotgun right before drowning
Kid - run over by a train
FF - died in a sock fire

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I spent more than one intoxicated night at college climbing fire escapes/ladders to get on to pof various buildings around campus. Prolly not real smart.

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Think of how great the board would be

Yeah, if were including college drunkeness, I may have done a lot of stupid things. Not sure.


I know a lot of times I had no clue how I got back to the dorm.

Most of those guys make this board fun.

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I should have died 50 different times while drunk. I don't count those.

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