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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:01 am 
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Good god, that's Alonzo Mourning's music!



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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Good god, that's Alonzo Mourning's music!



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Business is about to pick up!

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It's obvious to me that Dwayne Wade is trying to throw this series. His play can't possibly be this bad on accident. His loyalty to Chicago is making him miss on purpose. So here is what has to happen. Reinsdorf needs to get on the phone with Wade and convince him to stab Lebron before the pregame introductions tonight. He then pulls off the Heat warmups to reveal a Bulls jersey, and they all go on to fuck up Chris Bosh.


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Kurt Thomas just powerbombed Bosh through the spanish scorer's table!!! What the hell is going on here? Now Noah and Bogans are beating Haslem with the Championship Trophy, this is just sick!!! Somebody needs to get out here and help these guys, this is terrible.

Good god, that's Alonzo Mourning's music!


:( I used to write stuff like that here.

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:27 am 
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Why dont you again? I enjoyed the CSFMB wrestling thing that you wrote and we were promised a follow up that never happened.

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:30 am 
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Yeah Kid. Come on. Follow up.

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:33 am 
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Yeah, c'mon kid. Give us your Game 5 booking of the Heat Vs. Bulls.

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Yeah, c'mon kid. Give us your Game 5 booking of the Heat Vs. Bulls.

If I'm booking Game 5, Carlos Boozer turns heel dumps Derrik Rose for his old buddy Deron Williams. Left without a starting PF, Taraji P. Gibson steps up and defends Derrik's honor. Tonight's opener: Taj Gibson & Derrik Rose vs. Carlos Boozer & Deron Williams.

And I haven't even addressed Lebrawn, Wade, and Bosh yet. There are literally tens of possibilities.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Yeah, c'mon kid. Give us your Game 5 booking of the Heat Vs. Bulls.

If I'm booking Game 5, Carlos Boozer turns heel dumps Derrik Rose for his old buddy Deron Williams. Left without a starting PF, Taraji P. Gibson steps up and defends Derrik's honor. Tonight's opener: Taj Gibson & Derrik Rose vs. Carlos Boozer & Deron Williams.

And I haven't even addressed Lebrawn, Wade, and Bosh yet. There are literally tens of possibilities.

Nice ideas. An evil referee is a must also.

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Bosh seems like the kind of guy that would blade a lot...

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Bosh seems like the kind of guy that would blade a lot...

No way. That guy is probably afraid to shave in the morning.

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Kurt Thomas and Udonis Haslem start the match with a collar-and-elbow tie up...

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Juwan Howard would be the Ric Flair of the game.

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D Rose convinces Josh Smith to show up and give Mike Bibby the Goldust treatment...

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Juwan Howard = Ric Flair
Illgauskas = Kurrgan
Riley = Vinny Mac
Spoelstra = Shane
Lebron, Bosh, Wade = Mean Street Posse
Mike Miller = Brian Christopher
Rony Seikley = Iron Sheik

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:51 am 
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Vince's evil character is patterned after David Stern


Bosh is a guy that keeps getting pushed and the audience keeps rejecting.

Barkely is Heenan

Vin Baker is Scott Hall


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The Mean Street Posse. :lol:

Why not the Spirit Squad?

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Vin Baker is Scott Hall


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The Mean Street Posse. :lol:

Why not the Spirit Squad?

Had to use references from my wrestling era. Spirit Squad is more recent, right?

To break it down even further:
Lebron = Joey Abs
Wade = Rodney
Bosh = Pete Gas

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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 9:56 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Vince's evil character is patterned after David Stern


Bosh is a guy that keeps getting pushed and the audience keeps rejecting.

Barkely is Heenan

Vin Baker is Scott Hall

Artest = Mankind

Tim Hardaway = John Cena

Jayson Williams = Chris Benoit

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During the Heat's Eastern Conference Finals victory celebration, LeBron turns on Bosh...

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Owen Hart- Drazen Petrovich

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Owen Hart- Drazen Petrovich

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Are you on crack?

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This isnt that good, but Im glad something like this can happen again.


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Yeah, c'mon kid. Give us your Game 5 booking of the Heat Vs. Bulls.

If I'm booking Game 5, Carlos Boozer turns heel dumps Derrik Rose for his old buddy Deron Williams. Left without a starting PF, Taraji P. Gibson steps up and defends Derrik's honor. Tonight's opener: Taj Gibson & Derrik Rose vs. Carlos Boozer & Deron Williams.

And I haven't even addressed Lebrawn, Wade, and Bosh yet. There are literally tens of possibilities.

Nice ideas. An evil referee is a must also.


Hmm. Well, much like Kid, im sure i wouldn't be creative enough comedically to make this work somehow. But I do believe this storyline could somehow be worked in for this sport

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Hmm. Well, much like Kid, im sure i wouldn't be creative enough comedically to make this work somehow. But I do believe this storyline could somehow be worked in for this sport

Right, just take the Story line Stern is working and tweak it for comedy

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Bosh seems like the kind of guy that would blade a lot...

No way. That guy is probably afraid to shave in the morning.


:lol:

I can't remember where I heard this one, but after bosh's "I'm big fo realz recognize" comment: "First of all let's get one thing straight. You really ain't a big man bosh, hell withoutt that neck you're a damn point guard." :lol:

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Hmm. Well, much like Kid, im sure i wouldn't be creative enough comedically to make this work somehow. But I do believe this storyline could somehow be worked in for this sport

Right, just take the Story line Stern is working and tweak it for comedy

8)


OK. For a true NBA fan I guess i am never fucking right when it comes to this shit, even though it's just my favorite fucking league Bryan.






Now how was i to to assume it wasn't already laced with comedy? Dirk swept Kobe, lebron is closing games, and I've heard multiple reports the bulls are already gonna win tomorrow night.

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Hmm. Well, much like Kid, im sure i wouldn't be creative enough comedically to make this work somehow. But I do believe this storyline could somehow be worked in for this sport

Right, just take the Story line Stern is working and tweak it for comedy

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OK. For a true NBA fan I guess i am never fucking right when it comes to this shit, even though it's just my favorite fucking league Bryan.






Now how was i to to assume it wasn't already laced with comedy? Dirk swept Kobe, lebron is closing games, and I've heard multiple reports the bulls are already gonna win tomorrow night.

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Dirk being clutch was a nice twist :D


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