Weird eye patch lady who resembles Dr Song...

Isn't Rory still an Auton, and if so, its time to use his 'hand-gun'

I wonder who the monster is nxt week? They said, a Russell T Davis monster... I like the Rhino cops

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Oh yeah, I'm a total mark. I wholly admit that. Doctor Who has me doing the equivalent of popping for Cena when that music hits =D

edit: did you write that whole analysis of episode 2 in the PM? I'm about to address that, but I'm wondering if you cheated and copied-n-pasted that.... be honest!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I gotta say the bit with Amy talking about her friend the Doctor and his little blue box before the opening theme is really irritating. It's Doctor Who, there's no need for anything but the theme.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

ok, fuck regurgitating the doctor who thread i'll do this here... that last episode really pissed me off.

first of all, when the doctor showed up and the heroic music started playing and there were cuts to various people going SQUEEEEEEE all OMFG HE'S HERE it's like where's CM punk's living colour cult of personality entrance music playing?! for fuck's sake man, i've preached about http://beasthouse-lm2.blogspot.com --- dig through that and find when he talks about stephen moffat's fetishization of the doctor and it's so dead on with this episode. also, the sidebar to the right is worth the price of admission alone.

anyways, so that kills me. and yeah whatever decent episode, but when river shows up at the end.. that YESSSSS shit. the doctor going smooch smooch... man, that's when i seriously wanted to demolish my television. what the fuck is that shit?!!

see, once i had a spirited conversation with a queen's subject @ the bennigan's by the art institute (one of the 2 or 3 bennigan's left in existence as independent spots, right?) and we were talking about christopher eccleston versus david tennant.

i said hands down christopher eccleston is the man, it's not even close. throughout his series with rose it was repeatedly conveyed that he was vastly superior to her so while he did stick up for his ability to mack the shit out of rose when captain jack showed up with his invisible spaceship, still, he was letting jack know that he could get all up in that ex-popstar anytime he damn well pleased, but that motherfucker's a LORD OF TIME and you know ain't no party like a time lord party cuz a time lord party is not subject to the temporal laws that govern time and space and therefore it technically can never stop or even end for that matter. HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF TIME AND THIS IS SOME LITTLE CHAV FROM LONDON!!! CASE CLOSED.

he tells me that christopher eccleston is a GAY because he didn't hit that, and tennant is hitting that that that's why he loves her so much.

seriously, if you find something gay about christopher eccleston's 9th doctor, i've just found something gay about you.

see like, tennant shows up and turns all emo in his "geek-chic" clothing and WAAAHHHH I CAN SAMPLE THE DARK MEAT BUT ALLS I WANT IS ROSE WAAAHHH BOOOOHOOO.

it's like, fuck you have some dignity you know?! the doctor always transcended relationships with his assistants/companions cuz he's the fucking man and they're just there. i mean seriously, even colin baker prolly only fucked peri brown out of spite and boredom, let's be real real foreal here.

so that whole thing changed with tennant/rose, and now we've got this convoluted-as-all-fuck river song bitch showing up and when i saw the smoochies it's like?!!? comeon. it was easy to go "nigga you gay" when he turned down karen gillan, but like, still, there was at least a vibe of "i'm above and beyond this shit" --- now this river song love of the life thing, yargh. i hear episode 13 is called "the wedding" --- it better go to 26/06/2010 as opposed to some super convoluted shit with doctor and a non-kingston river/melody... please don't do me like that moffat, YOU DON'T NEED YOUR OWN ROSE! JUST GIVE ME YOUR OWN THING.

and now i really want amy pond and rory to go away... and that's sad cuz like, i'm in the worst shape of my life and all but if karen gillan had nothing to do for the next 4 hours and wanted to hang out seriously the bitch would alternatively want to marry me and fix my life so i could be her fucking dream husband (it's been tried twice before and it's never worked) i swear to god, but like, for the good of the franchise... restore some honor and dignity to one of the greatest characters in the history of human television and please please please get rid of the fucking pond family and river and all that. seriously, give me some spunky slightly thick big-tittied chick from the future who doesn't have emotional baggage and some boyfriend so the doctor can give us sly winks that he nailed that shit like the nailgun in quake between episodes, kind of like eccleston indicated he COULD do, man...

so please, for the love of god... completely new companions next year, no pre-river-song "melody pond" shit with the black girl. please oh god no i dont want family drama and love stories on doctor who, i want brilliant shit with aliens and badass condescending pseudojargon dropped on the half-wits as the doctor and thusly timelords are a metaphor for illuminated motherfuckers who transcend that of the ordinary human being. i could relate to that...

matt smith's doctor has so much potential IMHO, cuz even tho he's using his 26yearoldedness nad looks to be this squeeeeee kissy kissy doctor, you get the idea that he could play the shit out of the character and easily be better than tennant, and prolly rank up in the top ~4-5 of all time behind baker eccleston and pertwee..... i mean, jesus. comeon.

anyways, my bad to do this rant here but like, i had to say it. it had to be done. end of line.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Oddly, I could see Tom Baker's Dr saying the same thing.

Tennant's last episode was so over the top it wasn't funny. If you're looking for something comparable in the old series, closest is Peter Davison's last episode.

In any event, the new show doesn't exist in a vacuum, and so therefore the soap opera slop has to be there. I just turn on my ignore-o-vision. Nothing else for it.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?