I don't have a preview, but I'm guessing Northside Dan's party started before mine. I used to collect cans. I named my two favorite cans Jacky.

How's your bald eagle?

Go Cubs!

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Nothing I like more than a good set of cans.

Hopefully, the Cub bats will heat up with the weather. They still need someone who can throw the ball, though.

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Soriano hurt his hippity hop

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

this would be a great game to be at, for the eye candy alone. it's nice and hot...and the slunts are out something fierce, i'm sure.

Is a slunt a hipster word for a slutty Caller Bob?

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well it was either that or call them slores...maybe slores is actually funnier.

hipsters don't use that nomenclature, as far as i know.

Slore is just combining two words that mean essentially the same thing, other than the exchange of currency. A girl can be a slut without being a Caller Bob.

I hate hipsters.

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That little fucking flea, Campana, sure can run. He scored a run without the Cub hitting the ball out of the infield.

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hm. i always thought the difference between a slut and a whore is that the whore gets paid.

i could talk about this all day!

Read my post again, Zack. I think I said that very thing.


Yep, I sure did...

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Every inning the Cubs get from Lopez is a gift. This guy has literally come from nowhere.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Isn't a Slore those marshmallow, graham cracker, chocolate things?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

i didn't see that second part. weird.

Sometimes you make sacrifices such as having a poor defensive Mike Piazza for great hitting or you have a great defensive catcher who hits .220. Hill is a rare exception that sucks at defense and can't hit for shit. He is a treasure.

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Ofttimes, we see only what we want to see.

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The new pitcher sucks ass just like the rest of the starters (minus Z of course).

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This is glorious news that Soriano blew up his quad and is out of the game. Hopefully he is down for a good 3 weeks. Aram and his tired act and tired hammy can join him on the training room table.

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yea but how does Dewitt get the nod? goddamn...all these years of suffocating young left-fielders, Soriano finally goes out, and Dewitt is the first choice? get him the fuck out of there!

why not play Snyder or somethin

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These fucking guys are just no damn good.
The Astros get fucking swept at home by the Dbacks. Then they come here and treat the Cub like a bunch of slunts. They can bring up all the young position players they want, but until they get some pitching, they're screwed.

These fucking guys blow.

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Did I just see DJ in the dugout? I didn't know he was called up. Go away for a few days and I miss all kinds of stuff.

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He came from the minor leagues because he couldn't find a major league job after getting torched last year.

This Jordan Lyles is awfully impressive and only 20 years old. You can see why the Astros are so excited about him.

It is the Cub, Keyser. They have maybe just a slightly better record against guys they haven't seen than the Sock.

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Colvin is back for Soriano I see. Dewitt in LF is mind boggling. You have that montanez sp? guy so playing a bad infielder in the OF when you have someone who is actually and outfielder is kinda odd.

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I must vent (sorry)
I'm sure he will look like Cy Young tonight. After another loss to this shit team,Quade will not say anything negative. He will just keep clapping his hands and give the "Rah,Rah" type of answers. I would love to see him erupt and blast the GM for giving him a terrible team and going into the season with no protection in case a SP gets injured. James Russel is an automatic loss every time he starts,but we just see the same shit over & over. Man,oh,Man. To see Ricketts working the crowd at Wrigley is pitiful. I'd tell him,why are you facing me? Turn around and look at that mixed bag of shit on the field.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Christ, there a a lot of empty seats tonight. Are the schools out up there yet? Shingles is probably crapping his drawers. He is losing a great deal in concessions with all these empty seats.

Back up the moving van and unload any of these stiffs you can. But first fire Hendry, as I don't want his hand involved in evaluating the players coming in return.

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Did you see Ramirez not run out that popup, Reason? That turd is going to be hard to move.

Fuck yes, I did. He should have been on the bench and DJ out playing third in the top half of the inning. I fucking hate this team and almost everyone associated with it.

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Even though it was a close play, I hate giving up outs. Especially when the guy coming up, Soto, sucks fucking ass.

EDIT: struck out on three pitches...fuck

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