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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:13 pm

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I currently have a B&B-devoted YouTube channel that I'm working on. I've compiled so much B&B audio and I'm finally deciding to do something with it.

Every so often, I'm gonna post a link to an edited B&B cut from my collection. It may be a funny conversation, a WTF moment, a ridiculous caller, whatever. I may post these daily, or several times a day (I'm not really sure yet, as it takes a while for me to edit and upload all this audio).

And preemptively, for those of you who may feel compelled to make the "he sure has a lot of time on his hands" jokes...save it. I do this because I love digital production and this happens to be a hobby of mine. And no, I don't have a lot of time on my hands. I'm actually busy as fuck, which is why I'm crazy for doing this. But for the rest of you, I hope you enjoy my contributions.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:16 pm

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B&B - Ga y Porn in Bourbonnais (8/20/09)

This is a very funny segment from 8/20/09 during Bears training camp. Dan Bernstein shares an off-air conversation he overheard between Matty and Jason.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:23 pm

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Solid.

Thanks Kid.

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Harry Seaward

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:34 pm

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The stalker archive is finally going LIVE! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Seriously, thanks, it will be fun to revisit some of the older stuff....probably be a pretty solid source of WYC ammo, too!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:54 pm

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Boers & Holmes - Bruce Wolf Goes Postal (7-15-09)

Laurence Holmes and Terry Boers replay the infamous Bruce Wolf "BE A MAN!" interaction with a caller. In hindsight, I'd say they overreacted a bit since Bruce later came on the show and admitted he was doing a bit. Nonetheless, it's still fun to revisit as the incident inspired a lot of conversation on this board at the time.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:58 pm

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Please tell me you have the July 28th show when Boer's ISDN line went out and someone called in to argue that Juan Pierre was a better baseball player than Adam Dunn.

"ADAM DUNN GETS ON BASE MORE!!!"

:lol:

I wonder how he feels about that now?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:01 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I wonder how he feels about that now?

Unfortunately I don't but thankfully that one is already up on YouTube.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:03 pm

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My favorite line of that video is still "Maybe they should bring in Dimitri Young"

:lol:

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:04 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

My favorite line of that video is still "Maybe they should bring in Dimitri Young"

:lol:

and he said something like "They should dig up the corpse of Dimitri Young and put a glove on him?"

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:06 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

"Easy Bruce, you're getting a little worked up..." :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:06 pm

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Dan Bernstein Goes Bonkers

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:08 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Do you have the debut of Mike From Milwaukee?

I have a couple of Mike's calls during football season last year, but I don't have his first call.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:08 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Dan Bernstein Goes Bonkers

This is still Bernstein's finest moment.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:09 pm

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Please tell me you have the one that he didn't hang up the phone from...I think that was Wild Card Weekend...

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Dan Bernstein Goes Bonkers

This is still Bernstein's finest moment.

Listening to it now... that anguished scream... Arrrrgh!!! :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:12 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Please tell me you have the one that he didn't hang up the phone from...I think that was Wild Card Weekend...

I remember that one, but nope. I don't have it.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:28 pm

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You sure do have a lot of time on your hands

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:33 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Dan Bernstein Goes Bonkers

ARE YOU THAT STUPID?! IT'S BOTH!!! IT'S BOTH!!!

:lol:

gets me everytime

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:35 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

You sure do have a lot of time on your hands

Look at your own hands first ..... :puker:

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Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:35 pm

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Darkside wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Dan Bernstein Goes Bonkers

This is still Bernstein's finest moment.

Listening to it now... that anguished scream... Arrrrgh!!! :lol:

This was too damn funny!

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:37 pm

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Was he pissy because boers wasn't there?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:44 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Was he pissy because boers wasn't there?

Not really...I think he was pissy because Drinky and Goff were letting the stupidest callers on the air.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:47 pm

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not to go all beardown on you but does he go nutty like that sometimes? He sounded meatbally. Could he have been mad that Terry works from home & then had to do the show solo, or does terry keep his yelliness down?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:49 pm

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That was just a taste of how Dan would sound taking Grobber's callers.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:51 pm

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It had a very "B&B work Mully and Hanley's Shift" feel to it.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:51 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Homoeroticism in Baseball (9/15/10)

This conversation came on the heels of the Inez Sainz Jets locker room sexual harassment deal. A discussion of nudity in locker rooms gave way to a discussion of homoeroticism in sports.

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bosco

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:54 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Was he pissy because boers wasn't there?

Not really...I think he was pissy because Drinky and Goff were letting the stupidest callers on the air.

The thing is, he totally dissmissed the callers point; the caller wanted Berns to call Hub stupid for not wanting Lebron, just as he does to callers..

And the other caller never said Young had a 392 average - Dan even said in the beginning that he doesn't have an average of 292.. then once Berns looked it up and realized the caller was right, he had to find other ways to make the caller feel stupid...

I'm not a fan of his when he does that..

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Kid Cairo's Audio Vault

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:54 pm

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Boers & Bernstein - Larry in Lombard (4/27/11)

This call was from a couple of months ago. I believe it was the day after the Hawks were eliminated by Vancouver. Larry in Lombard is angry. He doesn't really have a point - he just wants to rant. Listen for Bernstein's reaction after Larry angrily hangs up. :lol: