I would put the starters and their stats here but does anyone really care anymore?

The Royals have some legit real prospects playing. The Cubs have DJ and Montanez in the lineup tonight. Aram and his 20 percent effort will be batting 3rd tonight it seems. Bruce Chen is still in baseball?

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Legit Royals Prospects = Legit Cubs Prospects

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The Cubs real prospect,Bret Jackson,will not be called up so the Cubs could "own" him longer.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I think Jackson has a shot to be similar to Drew Stubbs which is good with me but I think the skys the limit for Matt Sczcur who's at Peoria right now.
I'd love to see a 2013 outfield of Jackson / Sczcur and Ha.

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Baker is a hitting machine. 1/4 of the way to hitting for the cycle this evening.

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King dead ass himself came to hit tonight.

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........and there goes the 3-1 lead.

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Unreal how many Cubs have been thrown out on the bases tonight.......

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So far from a few glances I have seen Castro steeling, Soriano at home and I am guessing dead ass thought he had a bomb and walked for 10 steps before being thrown out jogging into second. Quade says there close though..........close to being the worst team in baseball. I think they are 2 games out of dead last in the game.

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He didnt think he had a bomb, it was a liner into the corner. It was just bad baserunning. Soto got thrown out at 3rd too.

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good lord. runners get thrown out here and there but 4 times in 1 game says there is something fundamentally wrong with this team.

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A W!!!! Quade thinks the stars have aligned and the pieces are in place for a championship run. Aside from the sunshine and lollipops he will try to force into everyone's ass post game here is what I can take from this meaningless win.....

4 runners were thrown out which is gym class ball.

DJ came through with some important hits.

Quade's late inning moves nearly secured a loss (dewitt replaced Montanez who had a nice double earlier and hit into a double play with runners on 1st and 3rd and no one out and after Russell quickly dispatched of the first 2 batters of the 7th, Quade brought in Carpenter who walked the first 2 batters he saw).

The Royals aren't very good even though they have a shit ton of 1st round picks on that team right now.

Bruce Chen is still a big league pitcher and is better than half of the Cubs staff.

Aram can still occasionally lift himself off his dead ass and hit, but asking him to run the bases is out of the question.

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Back to Back jacks!! From the dead ass and Geo!!

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I feel like every decision Quade makes ends up not working.

You get a fucking out and then you bring in Shark Pirate to then walk everyone. Stop micro-managing like its the fucking playoffs. Your teams sucks....so when something works stop fucking with it already.

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You are witnessing the emerging genius that is Mike Quade, the hand picked manager of James Hendry, talent evaluator extraordinaire.

Its weird....when he just kinda lets things play out and follows some generic philosophy things sometimes work out. When he trys to bring in a specialist or pinch hit someone it almost always blows up in his face. Someone must have gotten in his grill and told him to cool out on his Dewitt obsession.

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DeWitt pinch hitting with the game on the line - and he fans!

"Peny" had a rough 0-Fer.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

He pinch hit him last night and while driving in the tying run he killed a 1st and 3rd with no outs rally with his double play.

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He may be the worst fielding 2nd basemen in all of baseball. Absolutely brutal.

Soriano & Pena have below average ribby totals and it shows. These two guys very seldom get the big hit. Two strikes is like 3 most of the time with these two.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Hence the vision of Quade putting him in left field for the last few weeks.

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Cubs should bring her in. If they are going to lose,at least be entertaining:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Another day.....another completely new lineup. Today we once again see Soriano in Left while captain dead ass dh's and Quade's boy Dewitt holding down third. I think Reed Cobb bats 5th today as well!! DJ is in the lineup again which is awesome though he will probably be returned to AA in a few days when Barney who is in AAA right now returns.

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Anytime they want to pull the plug on the pile of suck that is Randy Wells would be ok.

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"Wellsy" mustn't have had it today.

He's been bad going on 2 years now. Wasting starts giving them to him.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Wells has one hell of a big league attitude on him or at least he seems to carry alot of arrogance with him onto the mound. He may need some of Big Z's anger management because he seems to let things snowball when they start to go bad.

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He is real bad and they have no one any better. Just a shit team and a shit organization. Is it for sale yet?

Murph was beating the drums for Gorzelanny this morning. He seemed incredulous that Ricketts didn't have $2mil for him.

Tom Gorzelanny (2011): 11g 11gs 2w 6l 0sv 0bsv 0hld 0cg 0sho 64.2ip 62h 32r 30er 12hr 22bb 56k 4.18era 1.30whip .253baa

meh.

Randy Wells (2011): 6g 6gs 1w 1l 0sv 0bsv 0hld 0cg 0sho 30.0ip 30h 20r 19er 5hr 17bb 21k 5.70era 1.57whip .259baa

* retches *

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