Get the candles ready.

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You know me like that.

Oh, he got all of that one!

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That's not true. I have not met either of them...

SINI with some terribly creepy internet stalking!
very nice...

sweet picture...hawkeye should totally hook up with this chick.

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@audioidkid

No way dude, #1 was clearly the best looking one. She looked the youngest in it, as her face was at such an angle that you're like "YES YES YES"

Now I'll give you that #3 shows that 1) she stays in shape and 2) she has tits... but at the same time, at 36 years old you know that gravity is a-foot and in that picture you see a potential five-head, you see that her hand on the phone looks like a fucking claw (foreal) and like, you wonder how much of that nice-looking-rack is the result of 20,000 years of evolution in the fine art of the brassiere?

So with the first one being "yes yes yes" and the other ones having pitfalls, there is no doubt in my mind that she attempted to play her strongest card first before delving into the other ones that are strategically displayed to show that, gasp, she has tits.

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I knew my request for pictures would eventually work.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

She might be crazy, but those titties ain't crazy.

Ha! Well then thankfully I'm happily married I guess.

oh comeon man... she's posting facebook pictures with the fucking profile ID# in there. I spent all of 20 seconds loading that up and going "oh" before coming back here, as i wanted to see if the profile was open and someone else could be trolling us using her pictures...

also, this is someone who admitted to using a Lexis Nexis search to find out that someone trying to avoid her for ~10+ months has moved... and she showed up here to dish all kinds of personal information on him! turnabout is fair play, even if all i did was walk through a door that someone else opened up for me!

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which part of the "very nice..." did you not understand?

and for what it's worth...I would guess that half of us did not know that facebook-image trick.

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@audioidkid

I like the shirt you're wearing right now, doug. Don't be creeped out.

Dude, it's not some masterstroke of stalking... suffice to say, I didn't even have to involve Lexis Nexis.

When you entered your office, you made the mistake of not closing the blinds. In this case it was at an easily discovered longitude and latitude given your Facebook profile, so as people have long known about the CIA satellite repositioning system-a simple Veryzer hack into the back-channel network that hosts its backup servers has a programming glitch that allows an easy and temporary repositioning that is untraceable and shows a man at your location in a yellow shirt, which I will go out on a far limb happens to be yours.

For future reference, all you have to do is switch cars in an underground parking garage, and people would be none the wiser. Maybe they could get you on the city surveillance system too, otherwise, you did it to yourself, dougy doug.

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You know me like that.

Oh, well I just objected to the "creepy" part cuz I'm not doing this for carnal delights... I'm doing this to educate a bitch!

See, someday when This Guy and her are splits and she's busy texting him 5 times a day to check up on him and see if he's finally cleaned his room and/or found direction in his life, when she goes to the messageboards posts on, she'll make sure to change her filenames to ensure that an influx of people don't end up on her facebook. We're all fine and good, but what if This Guy posts on some sort of message board of ill repute? I could be saving her life by doing this and she doesn't even know it! A LITTLE THANKS FOR GIVING A SHIT ABOUT A GIRL WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SOME GUY ON A MESSAGE BOARD I POST ON WOULD BE NICE! IF YOU WANNA CALL THAT PSYCHO, THEN CALL THAT PSYCHO!

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[quote="BlackCastleThanks for the miscarriage [quote]

quotable material

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Obviously not.

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You know me like that.

I get your point here, albeit made grandiose by the means of comic exaggeration. Alls I can say is that I certainly hope you don't have a Facebook account.... or an iPhone for that matter. If you're referencing the fact that a decent % of pictures out there have a latitude/longitude in the EXIF data, well then, godspeed good doctor.

But if you really think that nicking a string of #s out of a facebook-generated filename and loading up an URL belies my true motives, the hash on twitter is #comeonson.

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I've enjoyed your support of This Guy, sini. Good stuff.

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You know me like that.

nah, I thought it was kinda cool....in a neato creepy internet stalky kinda way (of which I have been accussed of before on these very pages)
so, yeah. wait, i meant..."meh"

and it's just a plain white t-shirt.

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@audioidkid

If he's a dick, he's not a good person. If someone is a dick to me, I don't wish them "the best". Maybe I don't wish they'd get hit by an ice cream truck whist doing the Dougie out in a public street, but I don't wish them the best. Not even really the good. I wouldn't say I hate him but I wish him the good. Or even the decent for that matter.

I'm getting distracted... point TWO:


What? Hold on whenever you get a crappy message? You said 1) he never returned your messages and 2) you signed up today to read something he wrote weeks ago... what do you mean "when [you] get a crappy message"? Your ass came looking for a crappy message.
Thursdays at 5 lady.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

fixed

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16 pages and no one has taken their clothes off yet? Let's go people.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

"neato" is spanish, for "neat."

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@audioidkid

BlackCastle only did it four times a year for hawkeye so don't hold your breath.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm not wearing pants.

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Dude. You made me choke on my soda.

Eh, I've got a weird little tick about the internet stalking thing as I've had it used against me by a twisted bitch who wanted to send a bunch of cops over to my house just to fuck with me. Basically, all I did was tell this Caller Bob to go fuck herself on somebody else's myspace comments section after she sent me like 5-10 messages detailing how much she loathed me, what she thought of me, how she knew where i lived, what my phone # was, where I worked, what times I would be home, and from there outlined her plan to have the cops come over and fuck with me just because she's going to say a bunch of shit about me stalking her and her little (bastard) kid. then and only then, they're going to love taking me off of the streets because I'm a giant drug dealer. that's a nice touch.

Naturally, when the cops DID come and fuck with me, they didn't want to see/hear any of the saved messages she sent me outlining how she was gonna do what she did and how they were gonna do what they were in the process of doing. I was clearly an internet/stalker and a drug dealer just because a girl said so, you know? They just wanted to violate all of my rights, shove me around, rip my clothes, and destroy as much stuff as they could in my room to show me how much they hated me and "send a message" about stalking women and dealing drugs in their town.

So my apologies about the babble, I'm just a bit touchy about these labels seeing as i've seen how they can be arbitrarily abused in the past.

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Boyd, you never wear pants.

Ugie, Coke or Pepsi?

Sini, it's o.k. man....really. I take it back.

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@audioidkid

Oh yeah, I forgot.

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Coca-Cola Cherry Zero. I'm a wannabe hipster.

Hipsters drink TAB

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Currently addicted to Cherry Coke Zero. Very good stuff.