It's a pity they're not going to have shit for Matt Cain today... they shot their wad last night. I'll check on Zambrano tho.

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He is playing 1B for the Sox this afternoon

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Lower back soreness.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Lower back something. I"m not paying any attention to the game whatsoever, but Carrie Muskat tweeted that he should have made two errors on the play that took him out

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Team Cutler.

A-RAM!!!!!



Maybe now he can shave off that stupid-ass beard.

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NICE!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

What a performance by Mateo. 5 shoutout innings of relief. Very impressive. Good day for his era.

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Why is Quade getting frisky with Marmol and Hill?

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Jesus christ Hill, you fucking hack of a bullpen catcher.

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This is a no good.

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NICE THROW CAMPANA!!!

Man, if that giant at 3B had run home this game would be OVAH!

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Campana has the worst arm in the league. Lucky he didn't try to tag. That throw was closer to the dugout than the plate.

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Did the Giants not watch the game last night?

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Must have thought Montanez was going to take it. I may be able to throw out the runner from that distance.

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We are getting very close to seeing a position player pitch. Aside from the starters, all Quade has left is Soto and Carpenter. I think Reed Cobb may log an inning on the mound.

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Both Sox and Cubs had bases loaded against them with 2 outs and horrible relievers on the mound. Who would have thought they would both get out of it.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Juan Pierre is worse. Much worse.

Quade send Koyie Hill up to lead off and inning down 1 and has him bunt... unbelievable.

Is that as bad as the time in 2006 when the Cubs had 1 or 2 on base down ~2 runs with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and Neifi Perez tried for a bunt single?

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WOW

New ball game ladies and gentleman

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Hell yes....nice fucking airmail right there.

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Cubs had the bases loaded. I remember it. Made me want to vomit.

So with Soto pinch hitting and Carpenter coming in to pitch if they don't score.....aside from the other starting pitchers there is no one at all left on the bench or in the pen.

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AND THERE IT IS!

yay excitement @ the confines.

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Wow!!!

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BALLGAME!

They are going to have to call someone up after this game. With Big Country Wells pitching tomorrow the pen needs to be fully staffed.

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Are they ever going to quit playing that fucking idiotic "Go Cubs Go"???? Talk about Hooterville. Take that song and the 7th inning stretch and carpetbomb both of them.

Nice shot by Soto BTW.

The song is alright when the team has a winning record....but when they are the 3rd worst team in baseball it is busch league.

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That song would suck if they were 60-22. I've never liked it.