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So this is probably funnier than the slumpbuster thread.

BlackCastle - you're crazy. Sorry.

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See? darkcastle has brought an amazing amount of good to this board!

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 Post subject: Re: Mike North
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How we've made it this late without BalckCastle (and she should have known it's "balck") drunk posting tonight is beyond me.


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When did Panther get involved?

You know this kind of thread wouldn't go by unless Panther made himself involved.

You can now say the same thing about Keeping Score.

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I'm not a complete asshole all of the time, just most of it.


People don't say that about you....as far as you know.

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How we've made it this late without BalckCastle (and she should have known it's "balck") drunk posting tonight is beyond me.


I hope she shows up to Bernie's or Moran's for the Sox v. Cubs today.

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who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.

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This thread is going to be a pretty funny story at hawkeye and BlackCastle's wedding.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.

Lots of people. I believe this can be done without actually rubbing your glass around the inside of the toilet.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.


typically, it's girls who dont want someone dropping roofies into their drinks. :wink:

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Well, enjoy licking your piss lips.

Don't these girls have friends to watch their shit?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.


typically, it's girls who dont want someone dropping roofies into their drinks. :wink:



I would make a joke about how many Mexicans you can actually fit into a drink...........but I'm not sure if it would've been funny.

I'm sure Ugie will be more than happy to tell that joke.

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Wasn't it Jurko that used to bring a hamburger into the bathroom and put the plate on top of the urinal?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.


I think it's acceptable if you're at a ball game where you know the lines are deep. You might be able to finish it before it's your turn. Plus I've come back to find peanut shells in my beer so I'd rather have it with me. Also, you never know what drunks around you might do do it at a game. They might even steal it.

There is no need to do it at a bar unless you're in standing room only. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. I think she just went into the bathroom for the sole purpose of taking a picture. I think she was in and out without touching anything.


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 Post subject: Re: Mike North
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Keeping Score wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
who brings their drink into a bathroom?...that's just fucking gross.



Man, at first I was like, yeah, wtf is up with that.

But perhaps "ladies", which obviously excludes this bitch, have to be more careful about lunatics dropping something in their drinks....date rape pills etc...
Apparently even Visine has been known to simulate those effects.
Keeping Score does NOT condone the use of Visine in that matter.


I guess you prefer to force yourself on women the old-fashioned way, huh?

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 Post subject: Re: Mike North
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there is no chance in hell I would ever bring a beer into the bathroom....chug that fucking beer.
you might as well put your hot dog and hot pretzel on top of the urinal at that point.

especially the bathrooms at baseball games...and certainly at Wrigley. It's like sea spray in some of the 400 level bathrooms.

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It's like sea spray in some of the 400 level bathrooms.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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When a toilet is flushed, there are tiny particles of piss and toilet water sprayed into the air. So....there you go...

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Yeah, I have to chime in and say that any sort of a beverage in the rest-room is low rent. If you're that desperate to hold on to your alcohol, then i think it says something about you and your compulsory need to clutch your alcohol at all times.... and that path leads to working on the saloon, which is a fate worse than death.

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Federal defect levels allow about 500 lice and an acceptable amount of rodent excrement for any 12 oz. beer.

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Federal defect levels allow about 500 lice and an acceptable amount of rodent excrement for any 12 oz. beer.


Coors is making a can where lice appear on the mountains if your beer has the acceptable level...

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Federal defect levels allow about 500 lice and an acceptable amount of rodent excrement for any 12 oz. beer.


Coors is making a can where lice appear on the mountains if your beer has the acceptable level...


...while Miller Lite touts a "Born-On Date" for your lice, ensuring that you get the freshest lice in the industry.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Federal defect levels allow about 500 lice and an acceptable amount of rodent excrement for any 12 oz. beer.


Coors is making a can where lice appear on the mountains if your beer has the acceptable level...


...while Miller Lite touts a "Born-On Date" for your lice, ensuring that you get the freshest lice in the industry.


Miller LiceGuards

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...while Miller Lite touts a "Born-On Date" for your lice, ensuring that you get the freshest lice in the industry.


Miller LiceGuards


What do those girls look like?

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What do those girls look like?


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We're gonna check you for head lice!

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This thread was :lol: ___ :lol:

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I would like to apologize for my question on page 1.

After reading this thread and crying laughing and being disgusted at times I believe it's clear that Black Castle wasn't anywhere near the craziest or creepiest person in this thread. I :salut: you crazy and creepy poster. You really took things to a level I didn't know possible for someone that had NOTHING to do with the situation. I also ask that you stay at least 1000 yards away from me at all times.

I never took B-Rick as a funny guy (maybe in a Governor Homo type of way) but he brought it in this thread. Doc was good too. Darkside also had a couple of good lines. I'm sure I'm missing a couple others but after 22 pages of reading that can happen.

If I were Spmack I would say no after seeing the 2nd picture but the 3rd picture would make me change my mind.

I remember seeing the 1 legged Hawkeye and Black Castle at a hoops event. At the time I thought Hawkeye was extremely lazy for having her carry him on her back while he holds his camera.

I have a strange suspicion that cosmetic work around the mouth area was done.

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