Maybe he just went to the gym every day.

More gym horror stories!

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In the People's hour were gonna get into a little incident that happened in the gym at our hotel. I like to workout on vacation....




EDIT: Great minds think alike Peeps....apparently we do as well

If this is about a firm yet tender rendez-vous spontaneously and wordlessly arranged in the Marriott Courtyard fitness center, I'm not interested.

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Where my LoHeads at? Despite it being Thursday, it's HATER WEDNESDAY!!!!

To start off the 60minutes hate, Megan Mawicke jumped into a phonebooth and emerged as.... Zach Zaidman. Evidently he's doing the sports-anchoring for channel 2 at 5pm, 6pm, and 10pm. GOOD. Keep him and find someone new to do Bears reports please.

...and then this intro that Laurence hyped up that basically wholesale sampled the "Player Hater's Ball" from Chappelle's Show. I was quite the fan of Chappelle's Show (as I was in the minority of people who saw during a comedy central roast that dave chappelle was getting a show and I was like OMFG!!!!@# consider that train spotted) but I gotta say that the Player Hater's Ball sucked. It was just stupid... yet now it's the greatest thing ever cuz Tanny made it. oooook?

Anyways, Laurence is in mid-fall giggling-while-talking form doing his damnedest to convince us that THIS SEGMENT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!! even tho it's just kind of weak. Hopefully they come back with some thunder to complement all the lightning outside after the break.

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Laurence HATES when you're trying to eat your meal, but you don't get what you need. He hates sporks. He hates when McDonalds gives him the wrong jelly for his sausage biscuit (?????).

If you hear of a McDonalds drive through employee getting sporked to death in the near future, just know that when Laurence asks for his jelly he means business. He isn't asking for his jelly, he's politely reminding you that an untimely death awaits you should he leave the drive through sans jelly.

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BREAKING NEWS: LAURENCE IS HUNGRY! WALL STREET IS CLAMORING TO INVEST IN MEAT-PACKING INDUSTRIES BECAUSE LAURENCE HAS POSTULATED THAT A BURGER VERY WELL MIGHT BE "THE MOVE"

keep on hatin, haters! only 17mins left!

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Just flipped it on, hearing him talk about Panthro freaked me out.

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You know me like that.

Reference schtick!

Only 3 guys got that....

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You know me like that.

Hater Wednesday featured a cameo by THE GOFF, who is way more pro-panthro than Laurence. Jason posts here.... I'll leave it amongst you guys to figure out.

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OMFG, in the last 5-10 minutes Laurence NAILED mouthbreathing who ya crappin callers, bichiro, and then dissed the shit out of Abbatacola, Goff, and the Danny Mac cabal by boldly proclaiming Chris Tannehill to be the best producer on the score, bar none.

It was rather reminiscent of that scene in Half Baked where the guy was quitting the burger joint and went FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE COOL, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M OUT!!!!@

We also got the good news that there will be a FULLBLOWN HATER WEDNESDAY NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!!

Until then, true believers!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

There's a reason for it...The White Sox & Royals have an afternoon game at "The Cell" Wednesday afternoon.

SHARK, when you have kids are you going to be like "Santa Claus is a folk-tale started when St. Nicholas was veritably deified into the norse god of expensive presents. "Christmas" was a pagan holiday designed to ward off the evil spirits of the winter and offer sacrifices to (the) god/s, in fact did you know that thousands of years ago during the greek and roman eras the holiday of christ-mass was a time when men would engage in homosexual activities? Joe "Dancing Fool" Batosch would have still been boring if he was doing a "scoreboard update" that described the activities back then. Speaking of Joe "Dancing Fool" Bartosch, you can meet him LIVE at murray's auto parts on cicero ave right by fullerton from 12pm-4pm next Saturday? Maybe you can tell him TO HIS FACE that his updates are the polar opposite of exciting.

SHARK, I know you mean well and that you are an entity of PURE sports information with the occasional "ATTITUDE" and "BITE" but sometimes you gotta let those kiddies believe that Sana Claus is real for the theatrics of it all. So while I once again thank you and wish to say that I respect your dedication to the Chicago Media beat (Robert Feder has nothing on you when it comes to DA FIRE AND DA PASHIN (BUCKET... for all of you "Dan Patrick Show" fans)... I just wanted to believe that our Dear Leader of the LoHo revolution, Sir Larry of SHAKE THAT was given that Wednesday night show because He demanded it. I undoubtedly speak for all of us LoHeads out there... we know that our messiah cannot be stopped! He is the irresistible force laughing in the face of unmovablebbb objects such as White Sox baseball. Hell, the White Sox as an organ-eye-zation </hockey> as a whole couldn't collectively muster up enough strength and willpower to even so much as slow down Sir Larry of SHAKE THAT, let alone stop him.bb

LONG STORY SHORT: I am going to disregard what you just said and believe that Laurence went to the score brass and said "See next Wednesday? That's hater Wednesday, and you cannot hope to deny the people from COLON DOING WHAT WE WANT because you will fail 15 times out of 10 every time out.

THAT = SHAKEN (not stirred)

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oh and btw, i've said it before and i'll say it again... SHARK and Beardown are the same person. SHARK had invented a serum that aimed to turn him into a supersoldier a la Universal Soldier, the Green Goblin project from Spider Man 1, and any other apropos instance of the phenomenon.

The problem was that the serum is unstable, and therefore when there's a full moon and SHARK gets riled up and pissed off, he busts out of his britches and turns into BEARDOWN, the pure manifestation of all of his ATTITUDE and BITE that runs around the board scaring children and score employees in no particular order. After a few hours, a mental equilibrium is reached and he reverts back into SHARK, frightful of what just happened.

Sooooo.... SHARK + Beardown = MATCH. it's jekyll-n-hyde, and i'm telling you lot to watch your back otherwise you're going to be buried in a sea of ATTITUDE and BITE!

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Im not sure how much more gym talk I can take.


Its just too much...

Damn. It had really been three months since this thread was bumped?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It was "Ask Herb" in the People's Hour last night. Haven't had a chance to listen to it yet.

Looking forward to it.

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"Ask Herb" will be every Tuesday night in LoHo's "People's Hour" at 9p, Doc. Tonight is "HATER WEDNESDAY" in that time slot with LoHo...

Herb also plays "Fantasy Football Expert" w/Drinky Fridays at 11p on 670 The SCORE & 670thescore.com. The calls have been very spirited through 2 weeks.

Sir wanted to ban the playing of Beardown Chicago Bears on all shows he produced when he began at the Score. Those are some good instincts as the few people in this city who follow the Bears obviously hate the song.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's an old song that's older than when I've been alive. While I don't mind it as I've gotten older, GD, when I was worked Bear games for 4 seasons at Soldier Field for the folks at S3, there's another song that has blared on the soundsystem. Ever hear of "Shake the Lake"?

They have the Ask Herby podcast running today. In the first 11 minutes I have learned "Big girls need love too. Big girls are called Avis. They try harder. "

So Ventura leaves LoHo hanging on an interview...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Clearly he doesn't value his life.

Watch your back Robin.

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Not a great way to ingratiate himself to WSOX.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Take it easy Chief. Pissing on WSOX is par for the course. He'll bring in some donuts later and all will be fine.

Laurence: What is Kenny doing? It's like he's doing a Saturday Night Live impression of himself.

Kenny's thinking out of the box? Well get your ass back in the box.



Laurence on fire.

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Robin a No show to a Larry interview? Maybe the citicism cost him?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Nice rant in the 9 PM hour on his guy Kenny W.

Robin Ventura was on with Laurence & Terry Boers Friday afternoon at 1p. He was in studio today with "Mully & Hanley" on The SCORE and was on the phone with "The Dan Patrick Show" this morning.

HATER WEDNESDAY WITH JASON GOFF TONIGHT. Jason states he ain't much of a hater. We will see. Interesting to see how this pans out.