Listen man, CONTEMPORIZE MAN!
I bought a new game this week. Well it was a really old game. It was Siphon Filter: Dark Mirror. I was a huge fan of the SF series. Yeah, well 1, 2 and 3, you know? And the last one before that sucked huge. But they said this one was a return the to way it used to be and I was like wow, that's cool. First I should explain that I was at a Seven-11 and I really didn't have any intention of shopping for a video game. I was there for a 12 pack of Diet Coke and "something sweet" for my lil lady here. Which when undefined can sometimes be a downer man. Do I go with the donut? The bad of M&M's? Ice Cream? This time I believe I opted for a frozen Snicker bar.
Well there was an asshole in front of me causing all kinds of confusion. Buying this lotto and that. THen this one. THen a pack of smokes. Then oh yeah a fucking quick pick, and I'm standing there with a 12 pack and I'm thinkin Jesus FUCKING Christ can you be a bigger cocksucker? So while I'm standing there I'm looking around, trying not to look too closely at this dude and I see they got video games and they're used and like $5 to $10 and right there was this new Syphon Filter game.
Anyway, it's really good. I'm enjoying it.
So no dude, I know you won't be a bummer dude at the party. I'll see ya there man.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

oh yeah, another fun thing to add to my grievances tonight.

i live with my grandfather, who is ~95 years old. he's "sharp as a tack" as it were, but like, he pulled me out of a pool when i was drowning in coloradio at the age of 7. he also was the only person who'd take me in back in late 03 / early 04 when i was having my issues and i was residentally transcendental for ~6 months and like, for a couple'a years i put him through so much shit and he'd never ever turn his back on me, and still to this day if i ever need anything he's always there for me... so like, i live with him to make sure that like, what is it liverpool FC? you'll never walk alone. basically like, i said "aight, i'm gonna have to nail bitches at their house for however long" and made sure that my grandfather won't end up dying alone. yeah.

so i've been working on a beard lately, as i have a proper quaff of hair that's working on becoming a mane and i've been doing my slightly-metro beard that looks pretty good on me cuz i don't wanna call attention to my 2nd chin, and as i come home from work today i hear "you don't even shave! by the way, nobody who lives in this house has a beard"

so like, i feel like i'm 12 years old today. i was literally told i can't have a beard.... wtf is that?!!? FUCKIN GEEZER!

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What the hell happened to this thread???

And Stone Cellar beer is the goods. That 6 grain English Ale they have is awesome. Good stuff UMN.

Now back to crazy shit up in here.

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Exactly.

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You've actually had it? I thought it was kind of an obscure find. That place was not easy to find.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Been to the brewpub several times. Love it. Very medieval-esque down in the cellar there.

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Holy fuck this thread just keeps going. I read 3-4 pages and got creeped out and just scanned for the pictures (not bad). Have any new pictures been posted and if so page number please?

Well, you do have the biggest collection.

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You know me like that.

This thread has gone from awesome to suckville quite rapidly.

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I love dolphins and recliners. What?

That isn't just any dolphin tatt...the dolphin looks to be ripping one off while sitting in a Lazy Boy.[/quote][/quote]


That is a pic of my tattoo.

Wow, I go out for a few hours and there's 5 more pages

For the record, I'm pretty drunk at the moment.

The answer to the question of would I?

Yes.

Imma go pass out now.

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Just when the thread seems like it has died an awful death, my girl blackcastle comes through brilliantly............

Unfortunately there probably won't be much traffic here over the weekend.

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Real nice pic BlackCastle. Feel free to post more, the less clothes the better.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I have now been persuaded that BlackCastle is awesome and hawkeye is the lunatic.

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BlackCastle makes me proud to be an American!

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Been thinking we might need a new corporate lawyer over here

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

LOLlercoaster of love! BlackCastle is either a total work or a total piece of work, you be the judge.

BTW miss BlackCastle, have you gotten a message from "spmack" aka "laon of love" aka "that dude" asking about your availability?

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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYHEYHEY!!!!

<murph> LET THE RECORD SHOW... </murph> that I managed to juke Baby McNown by dropping this gem mere seconds before he also came up with the idea...



I WANT SOME CREDIT HERE DAMMIT! when you beat baby mcnown to a spada joke that's a thing, dudes!

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denied. only Branson, Missouri should make you PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN*!!!!!!!!

* = "I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN... CUZ I'M SO DAMN FREE! AND EVERY TIME I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK I PLAY CASINOS FOR FREEEEEEE!!!!

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wait... what? i'm in the ISOP now? is it because i've been invited over to le chateau darko for the summerfest? btw y'all are SLEEPING on my awesome idea to start up annual CSFMB roasts at the darkside estates summerfests. KS, i know you've got me in/around your top 10 posters and if i keep it going i could be HOF someday, so like, can i get a little credit for my awesome idea there?

anyways, back to the topic... i'm in the ISOP now? holy fuck. does this mean that tomorrow an envelope is going to show up in my mailbox sealed with the tears of average board members and stamped with the SEAL OF THE ISOP, which is naturally dipped in virgin menstrual blood to make sure it's far more legitimate that any hologram could be?

If I truly have been recruited for the ISOP, does that mean that I have to go through an initiation ritual not all that different from the skull and bones initiation where I have to fake being dead and prolly take a round of bukkake creampies from all of the "senior" members? and is it true that once I do that all of a sudden i'm going to be offered six figure jobs and my kids will go to the GOOD colleges and even more importantly, their posts will be acknowledged as hilarious, insightful, and some kind of revolutionary by the powers that be?

KS, becoming part of the ISOP is something that should not be taken lightly, and I certainly hope that you're not "joshing" me, cuz last I heard the penalty for impersonating an ISOP member = death by ignore function. Once everyone IMPORTANT on the board ignores you, the resulting shame and humiliation is so great that you end up committing suicide, which keeps them free of any and all responsibility.

Great. Now I'm either set for life thanks to being a homo or I'm going to end up blacklisted by the most prolific posters on the CSFMB. toto, this is dorothy... can you book me a one way ticket back to kansas?

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PANTHRO: dude, i just had the idea for a CSFMB roast at the Darkside Estates summerjam! i dare you to tell me that a proper IRL drunken CSFMB roast wouldn't be the greatest thing in the history of greatness! Shit, I bet you'd even jump up and volunteer to be the first roastee if you were able to attend! =D

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This is what I thought all along.

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are you coming to this event? something tells me you'd be a trip to meet IRL (and i mean that in a good way)... and something tells me that you've got what it takes to be the inaugural roastee.

I mean, seeing as I came up with the idea i'd volunteer to be the inaugural but I only really started posting last year and I'm still another year or two off from being a reknown-enough board pillar to warrant people coming up with material on me... right now everyone'd just be like "oh it's sini! he talks too much, tl;dr, he babbles, and sometimes he gets drunk and whines about how much his life sucks... AND YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND SINI? IT'D TAKE HIM 10,000 WORDS TO SAY THAT *group laughter*

it'd be lame. but if we got someone "big" up there like you, panther, OKC, camps, or even darko/doug-EP/cozstansa/etc up there i think it'd be a legendary thing that would easily end up being one of the most anticipated events of the CSFMB. comeon, where are my new ISOP guys @? someone back me up via the messageboard reacharound plz! =P

# stick wigglie (is the porno name..... of a friend of mine =)

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Guess you didn't catch Rex at the end of the season for Washington? Unlike Rex I'm probably going to need daily proof that I was right. If not I may start to waver a bit. I don't want to flip flop like FF.

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what was your fabled quote on rex? was it something like "there's no doubt that he's legit" ???

btw, speaking of "there's no doubt that he's legit" (a quote that still resonates in #hardball on efnet, believe it or not =) i have decided that i wanna trade miguel cabrera for josh collmenter because there's no doubt that he's legit. let's make a deal happen. go get collmenter and then offer me a trade request.... or don't! =D

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Two facts we need to accept:

1) all men are a little stupid
2) all women are crazy

lol

Blackcastle,


This thread is back.

Sini, you are something else.....

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If this thread turns out to be a work, its the greatest work in board history.

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For the record, I have not pm'd blackcastle

I think she has a fetish for bathroom pics

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused