Friday: Rodrigo Lopez (1-2, 3.91) vs. James McDonald (5-4, 4.40)
Saturday: TBA vs. Kevin Correia (11-6, 3.74)
Sunday: Ramon Ortiz (0-1, 3.00) vs. Paul Maholm (5-9, 3.08)

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That just made me throw up in my mouth



Where's Johnny Cakes? I tuned in late.

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He is on extended All-Star break.

Ramirez continues to rake when it's meaningless.

Go Bucs.

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Aram just can't stop.

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.....and the lopez shit show begins.

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Fuk is now down to .269. The annual slide is in full effect. Coincidentally Brett Jackson is on fucking fire and a 40 man roster spot was just cleared by the release of Fernando Perez.

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Are we really going to fight? McCutchen gets hit in a situation where you would never want to hit a guy by the light throwing lopez...gives a bit of a look after it even though its known that it was completely unintentional and then J-mac returns the favor by drilling the hot bat of Aram?

on 2nd thought.....put another one in McCutchen's back. Save that shit you just did rounding 2nd on your hr. Busch league.

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Barney!!!! Quade drops you to 8th and you keep on producing!!

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marmol has officially lost it

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Guy in LF Bleachers found it!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Marmol has an arm issue......fucking BOOK IT.


The movement is weak in comparison to the past and he looks like he has to get his entire body into the pitch more so than before. Way to hold on to a filthy closer when you are a pile of shit team until he fucking blows up and is fucking worthless just like every other fucking god damn facet of this fucking organization.

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If there is anyone out there desperate for relief pitching, dump Marmol now. I've been saying it for weeks, he is not the same pitcher.

I was too and I fear that ship has sailed. Something isn't right. Good job Hendry you stupid fuck.

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Everyone on this shit team should be available, save Barney and Castro. Those two are young enough to still be in their prime when the Cub are finally contenders.
I am so sick of this fucking crap.

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I could not agree more.

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Someone has to be desperate enough to take Marmol and give up something decent.

Philly is ideal...they have a good stock of high end yet low level prospects.....but still....we are brought back to the realization that dipshit hendry would be the one making this deal. Sometimes.....the only thing you can hope for....is the corporate plane's landing gear to fail.

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Don't worry. Quade is still clapping, Hendry is still in charge and Ricketts is the team's #1 Fan!!

Philly would probably straighten him out. You know damn well Riggins has absolutely no clue.

Barney only looks like he is good because he is on a shitty team. Nice fill in guy on a contending team. Starting 2B or SS for a winner everyday not a chance in hell. He has a little range at second but is slow to his left. He has no power and by September I bet his BA slips under .260. I do not see the great player you see.

Barney should never ever ever have to bat lower in the order than fucking Hill. Quade you suck.

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Bob must have had enough of watching this shit.....as someone other than him in a very burrito sweater is talking next to Len. Dempster returns....probably for a loss.

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Castro!!! A few more reps in the gym and that one is gone. Nice hit though.

Nice running running dead ass.

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Dempster looks like shit. 3 batters....3 hits.

Got out of it with 0 runs because of fuk's laser

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Barney!!! up to .302.....and batting 8th.

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stay classy aram.

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Victory!! Now go trade Marmol while he shows he can still close a game and come back after blowing one.

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Exactly.

Reed Cobb and Baker in the lineup today. Ortiz on the mound. Quade has officially lost the clubhouse.

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quade never had that clubhouse.. i just hope this train wreck reaches 100 losses

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He thought he did. They absolutely hate him though now.

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