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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:04 pm 
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They're finally showing an old episode of the Simpsons on Fox! Woo-hoo!


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How old? Too far back and they're hard to watch for me ....

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:06 pm 
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Back when Marge had perky tits

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:10 pm 
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It's from 94, when Bart broke his leg and thought Flanders killed Maude.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:09 pm 
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Colonel Angus wrote:
It's from 94, when Bart broke his leg and thought Flanders killed Maude.

Maude Flanders wrote:
I was at Bible Camp. I was learning how to be more judgmental.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:13 pm 
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The one running now is when Homer was a food critic for the Springfield Shopper.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:26 pm 
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Chus wrote:
The one running now is when Homer was a food critic for the Springfield Shopper.


Why doesnt he switch to sweats?
He says the crotch wears out too fast.
Arrrrr, that'll be replacing the whale in my nightmares.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:52 am 
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Channel 32 ran that one like once a week when I was in high school. Uncanny.

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Colonel Angus wrote:
It's from 94, when Bart broke his leg and thought Flanders killed Maude.


the summer wind...came blowin in...from across the sea...


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:33 am 
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W_Z wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
It's from 94, when Bart broke his leg and thought Flanders killed Maude.


the summer wind...came blowin in...from across the sea...


Now W_Z will be Queen of Summer!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:39 am 
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Chus wrote:
The one running now is when Homer was a food critic for the Springfield Shopper.

Homer: Well, what do you think?

Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!

Homer: What's wrong with it?

Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.

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10 Year Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon


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Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:40 pm 
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"Those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns."

How does it keep up with the news like that?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:25 am 
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Hey mouse! Say cheese.... With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.


Die evil mouse robots, die! With a dry cool wit li (interrupted by Bart)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:51 am 
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hey mouse! Say cheese.... With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.


Die evil mouse robots, die! With a dry cool wit li (interrupted by Bart)

Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:58 am 
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Time Traveling Bunny wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hey mouse! Say cheese.... With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.


Die evil mouse robots, die! With a dry cool wit li (interrupted by Bart)

Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.


We're out of "BORT" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we need more "BORT" license plates.

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Hey. Did you hear something?

No.

Hm. did I?

I DON'T KNOW.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:46 am 
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Marge: Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't?
Marge: Homer... listen carefully. John is a Ho-mo
Homer: ..Right...
Marge: Sexual! [homer screams]

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season8/phobia10.mp3

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Dozens of people are gunned down each day, but until now, none of them was important.

I'm Kent Brockman.

At 3:00 PM Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot, following a tense confrontation at town hall.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:01 pm 
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I call the big one Bitey.

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That one is one right now!


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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to be in a Broadway audience.


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She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene…Put it in H!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:02 pm 
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The Hank Scorpio episode is on!!

:cheers: :cheers:

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
The Hank Scorpio episode is on!!

:cheers: :cheers:


Even little Hank Jr couldnt help but watch. :D

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Speeps Jr. was parked in front of the tv.

He may not have understood, but I explained the genius of that episode.

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