My favorite might be:

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot." from Clerks.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

This is one of my favorites from Clint.

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." - Outlaw Josey Wales

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

"That's my steak, Valance."--John Wayne in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

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Han Solo before he goes into the Carbon freeze. He's a bad ass even before his possible death.

Princess Lea - I love you.

Han Solo - I know.

Couldn't even say I love you back. I loved it. Then they show a close up of Lea and she's got a "you son of a bitch look" but can't say anything because Han might die. LOL.

Elwood's response to Jake when he asks how often does the train go by outsiede his one room apartment.

"So often you don't even notice."

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

Or my signature
VVVVVVVVVVVV

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You're my guy Sleuth. Although I prefer the follow up line -

"I said you Valence, you pick it up."

Here's another of my favorites - John Wayne in North to Alaska -

"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote."

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You know me like that.

Lary David had a good one in Curb last season.

He was talking to a lesbian couple and admiring the fact that they called themselves "life partners". I'm paraphrasing here some what.

"I wish I could say I had a parnter. Heterosexuals don't have a partner in their spouse. We're more like rivals."

There's too many memorable Curb lines. It's one of those shows where I see an episode repeatedly and never get tired of it. And I'll go on the record and say that if the CIA needs a succesful tactic in getting the truth out from a suspected terrorist, they should hire Larry David to come in and give them the stare down. Would work every time.

Evidence: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rp4pJ-mEmE4

And piss on Marty Funkhauser for causing the lesbians to turn on LD.

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"KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!"

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"Let's Show this Prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown"


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Three from Kilmer in Tombstone:

"Maybe poker ain't your game Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest."

"Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just walked over your grave."

"Oh, I apologize Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now."

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

"Well, let's not go sucking each other's dicks just yet." - Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction

"All I wanna do is kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper in They Live

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Office Space:

Lawrence: "Hey Peter"

Peter: "Yeah Lawrence?"

Lawrence: "Watch out for your cornhole, man."

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Roddy Piper in the movie They Live
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

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"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" ~Steve Martin

Here are a few lines from one of my favorite movies: Army of Darkness

Give me some sugar, baby.

Hail to the king, baby

This is my boomstick

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

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Never ask for information that it would be a burden for you to know. Jack Nicholson, Hoffa

Morons! I have morons on my team!

"You're one smart muthafucka! That's right...the metric system." - Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

"Zeus, as in father of Apollo...Mount Olympus. Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!" - Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard With A Vengeance

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I think this club is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish. OK. Fine. --Al Czervik

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Favorite one liner comes from Judge Smales:
"Yeah, well the world needs ditch diggers too"

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“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

I'm staying away from this thread, because there are so many good ones - it just depends on the day.

I will say that I say "You're killing me Smalls" so many times in a given day, that I frequently forget I get it came from a movie. I think its probably been 15 years since I've seen The Sandlot, which either says something about my memory or why I'm not putting anything up here as my favorite.

Although I will say I'm disappointed that my absolute favorite line from Tombstone was missed by A7X: I'm your huckleberry.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

There was extensive analysis of that scene and that line in one of these threads Scholar.

Alright, now that these are exhausted -

Favorite syllable ever uttered or grunted in film. Light 'em up.

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You know me like that.

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

I get a lot of use from the line right before it:

"Check out the big brain on Brett"

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

oooooh!

- "rookie in the rear"

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"Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!" - Tracy Jordan

Almost forgot this one from Roadhouse:

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

"They call him Dalton"

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"Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!" - Tracy Jordan

From The Pope Of Greenwich Village:

"Cop shit his pants!"

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

From Bad Lieutenant:


Harvey Keitel: Show me how you suck a guy's cock.

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"Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!" - Tracy Jordan