Inspired by this:




Some more:

Mrs Brady and Greg
Mr Brady and Sam the Butcher
Danny Partridge and Mrs Partridge
Aunt Esther and Fred Sanford
Maude Flanders and Disco Stu

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If everyone wasnt plowing Marcia Brady, then I just dont understand people anymore. Step dad and step brothers, not illegal.

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Step dad wasn't interested in Marcia. He liked dudes.

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Oh, are you talking about in real life or in the show? I knew he was a gay, I meant his character.

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Character was gay too...

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Yep

And Hanklin, as Drop In's example shows, we're talking on the show.

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He had 3 kids and then got married again to a lovely lady. He may have been flaming IRL but Mr Brady was a stud. He was banging architect groupies left and right.

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I disagree

My ex wife's uncle had 3 kids, and he was one of the gayest guys I ever met. He came out of the closet when his youngest went to college.

To be fair, his ex wife sort of looked like a guy

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Or he thought "I need to find a woman to raise my kids while I'm out gettign all of this man ass"...

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There was a lot of sexual tension between Jack Tripper and Chrissy Snow. And Janet was always cock-blocking the two of them for some reason.

And if I'm Martin, I'm having a threesome with Gina and Pam...for realz.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

See, I'm convinced that they had a 3 way, and Mr Furley (by cracky) walked in on them. The shock gave him a heart attack, and we wound up with The Ropers.

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That was a good plan on his part.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

What does Synical mean?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think it's when you have a story that involves a bunch of random tangents and poor paragraph structure.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Now, Fonzie, a fastidious biker who spent an inordinate amount of time in the Arnolds men's room, was as straight as they come.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Seriously

Chrissy never really scoffed at Jacks passes at her. She always seemed like she could be convinced.

Fuckin Janet

I think Uncle Joey probably bought booze for Kimmy Gibler and then took advantage of her. And you know for sure that Uncle Jessie was banging Danny Tanner's girlfriend.

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Yes, and you know that Danny Tanner was banging Rebecca, and there's a 75% chance that the twins are his and not Jesse's

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The entire cast of Laugh-In .... Gary Owens announced the orgies.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Within my extended family when events happen and the request for some herbal arises, it is termed as "Have you seen cousin Larry?" and being that a cousin is really named Larry, it does a good job of passing as regular conversation, except when you tell someone else he will be outside in 5 minutes and he actually lives in California.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wayne Arnold was messing around in his car one time with Winnie. Kevin kept going to open the door to stop it, but Wayne just kept pulling forward and made it halfway between first and second.

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I thought second base was the boobs? How do you almost get to the boobs? Was he caressing her clavicle?

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Second base is anal.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

A little too young for me to get graphic.

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Damn! Bases have changed since I was back in school and the girls were hanging backwards 'K's on me.

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