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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:41 pm 
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There was a Doom 2?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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I don't think upcoming means what you think it means... :wink:

Oh, and I'm pretty sure I read that the Dark Tower movies got canned...

...oh, and I Robot 2? Really?


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Great post, Ugie! You make Sini seem interesting!

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I ask again...why the fuck can't Microsoft get their shit together and get a Halo movie made?

Fuck, Spielberg is a fan...attach his name to it, get Michael Bay to direct, and then get someone else to direct the sequels...because I don't feel like seeing rehashed footage used from The Island during the final trench run on Alpha Halo (2)...


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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I ask again...why the fuck can't Microsoft get their shit together and get a Halo movie made?

Fuck, Spielberg is a fan...attach his name to it, get Michael Bay to direct, and then get someone else to direct the sequels...because I don't feel like seeing rehashed footage used from The Island during the final trench run on Alpha Halo (2)...


I thought I remember Halo movie rumors floating around earlier in the year?


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Great post, Ugie! You make Sini seem interesting!


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
72. Resident Evil: Retribution 2012 Feature
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I ask again...why the fuck can't Microsoft get their shit together and get a Halo movie made?

Fuck, Spielberg is a fan...attach his name to it, get Michael Bay to direct, and then get someone else to direct the sequels...because I don't feel like seeing rehashed footage used from The Island during the final trench run on Alpha Halo (2)...


I thought I remember Halo movie rumors floating around earlier in the year?

Just that, rumors...the closest it came to happening was a few years ago when Peter Jackson and Neill Blomkamp were signed on as Producer and Director...Weta made some sweet props (including a full, working, Warthog) but they only got used in the series of short films released around the same time as Halo 3...the movie lost funding and the two ended up making District 9 (very good move for them...but I would have rather seen them make Halo for my own selfish reasons)...


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By the way, I still have hope for the Dark Tower... it's still real to me, dammit!

Also, do we really need two more Independence Days?


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
By the way, I still have hope for the Dark Tower... it's still real to me, dammit!

Also, do we really need two more Independence Days?

I assumed the series was over after 1. What happens? The aliens come for revenge?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
By the way, I still have hope for the Dark Tower... it's still real to me, dammit!

Also, do we really need two more Independence Days?

I assumed the series was over after 1. What happens? The aliens come for revenge?


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Also, the fact that there will be SIX movies based off of a stupid Disney ride makes my head hurt.


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I'm jacked about The Rum Diary. I don't know how their doing it without Yeoman. I really hope it doesn't suck.


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I'm jacked about The Rum Diary. I don't know how their doing it without Yeoman. I really hope it doesn't suck.


Yes, that should also be a great film.

I am very intrigued to see Olivia Wilde as Lara Croft.


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So which one of these is the Mike North biopic? I'm gonna guess #99, "Untitled Terrence Malick Project."

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So which one of these is the Mike North biopic?

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Just that, rumors...the closest it came to happening was a few years ago when Peter Jackson and Neill Blomkamp were signed on as Producer and Director...Weta made some sweet props (including a full, working, Warthog) but they only got used in the series of short films released around the same time as Halo 3...the movie lost funding and the two ended up making District 9 (very good move for them...but I would have rather seen them make Halo for my own selfish reasons)...


Microsoft's terms required $10 million against 15 percent of gross; most studios passed, citing the lack of risk for Microsoft compared to their large share of potential profits. 20th Century Fox and Universal Studios decided to partner to produce the film, paying Microsoft $5 million to option the film and 10 percent of grosses

i don't even get this...a "halo" movie would most likely yield at least a $100 million+ opening weekend. this movie has NO risk for anyone. it sounds like just typical Hollywood bullshit; and it's a shame because if done by the right people (who were attached) this could've been a damn good film.

but if the right people can't make it, then don't even bring this to light. i'd hate to see this go through the "doom" treatment.

i didn't look at the whole list, but i'm assuming most of it is regurgitated shit, sequels, remakes and more comic book movie adaptations. this has got to be one of the worst era's in film history, if not the worst. i used to think the 80's were, but that's starting to look better and better.


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Telegram Sam wrote:
So which one of these is the Mike North biopic? I'm gonna guess #99, "Untitled Terrence Malick Project."

It's actually going to be the #94 Untitled Judd Apatow feature. It'll star Seth Rogan as North, Leslie Mann as BeBe, Elizabeth Banks as JenJen, and Jonah Hill as Jiggs.


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Telegram Sam wrote:
So which one of these is the Mike North biopic? I'm gonna guess #99, "Untitled Terrence Malick Project."

It's actually going to be the #94 Untitled Judd Apatow feature. It'll star Seth Rogan as North, Leslie Mann as BeBe, Elizabeth Banks as JenJen, and Jonah Hill as Jiggs.

Jonah Hill isn't fat anymore.

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Then he'll get the fat balck guy from SNL.


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#23 Conan the Barbarian :lol: Who thought that was worth remaking?

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#23 Conan the Barbarian :lol: Who thought that was worth remaking?


It actually looks pretty good I think :oops:

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They better not screw up Total Recall.


I am appalled that they are remaking that movie. I loved the original.


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How devoid of any shred of originality must Hollywood be to continually remake classic films such as Total Recall and Conan the Barbarian?

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If and when they remake the Godfather trilogy, I will have lost all hope.


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Are they still planning on making Vince Flynn's Mitch Rapp novels into a movie? That may be the first movie that makes me go to a movie theatre in the last 10 years or so but I'm sure hollywood will fuck that up too.


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