Love the Spaceballs!

What's the matter Colonel Sanders?...chicken?

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Too many from Unforgiven (because I can't pick my favorite of them all) -

"We all got it comin' Kid."

"You, fat man! Speak up!"

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

"Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

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You know me like that.

"Pain don't hurt."

"I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure I'll eliminate the middle man. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? Christ, I could be elected President."


"Do you find it hard to conceal the fact that you're gay?"

Both are from Good Will Hunting.

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"Is that the one about the Hooker with dysentery?"

Fenster in "The Usual Suspects"

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Here's a favorite from the tao of steve
Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?

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Also a great movie for the "Under the Radar Movies" thread.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Donal Logue is the man. I loved him as Dr. Gunter Janik in Sneakers

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

"I'm Lou, who the fuck are you?"
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
-Fight Club

"We've got a blind date with Destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the Lobster"
Mystery Men

"Alright, Fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime....got change for a hundred"
"My bitch better have my money, Through rain, sleet, or snow, My whore better have my money, Not half, not some, but all my cash, Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass"
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

"We were arrested for bein' black on a Friday night" - Don't be a Menace...

love that movie.

“I do believe you’re talking out of your ass Red”

“The great thing about high school girls, I get older they stay the same age”

“We have a better chance of play pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than getting out of here tonight”

“I joined the Army to avoid the draft”
“Son, there is no draft anymore”
Pause
“There was one”

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

"I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the left." - Richard Pryor in See No Evil, Hear No Evil

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

There are so many great lines in that movie

"My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy style."

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

"I did it for the girl and the money. Only I didn't get the girl....and I didn't get the money." --Double Indemnity

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"God damn, that's a pretty good fuckin' milkshake" Pulp Fiction

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

"This one time...at band camp." American Pie

Not really a one-liner, but my wife and I use it all the time.

"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

"Whoa"
--Any Keanu Reeves film

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Well played.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

-This is Spinal Tap-

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you. - Full Metal Jacket

Cool Hand Luke is full of them

What we got here is... failure to communicate.

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-bitch.

The literal line is "hide," not "conceal."

SO many to think of...

Spaceballs: I bet she gives great helmet.

Naked gun: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Goodfellas: Go home and get your fucking shine box.

so many to think of.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"I'm gonna ask you one more time, and I'm gonna ask nicely; where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch!" - Boogie Nights

"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart." - Army of Darkness

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Airplane!

"You broke my heart!" - Godfather part II

etc...

"It's just life, wake up and smell the thorns."

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-Larry D.

Host of Chicago Bears Review
http://chicagobearsreview.mypodcast.com

"I won't go schizo, will I?"

Pinto, upon being handed a joint, in Animal House.

Clark: No, no, no, no! There's no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could be most aptly described as agrarian precapitalist.

Chuckie: Let me tell you something -

Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social -

Will: "Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth"? You got that from Vickers' "Work in Essex County," page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that your thing, you come into a bar, read some obscure passage and then pretend - you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?

Clark: [looks down in shame]

Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a [explitive] education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Fletch

Have you ever seen a spleen so enlarged?
Not since breakfast.

Do you own rubber gloves, Mr. Nugent?
I rent them...with an option to buy.

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

"Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays."