Ok, SHARK, let's estabilsh something here. Zach Zaidman (and I died a little typing his proper name) shall heretofor be known as one of two things by me: GHFS or RED ALERT!!!

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SJ, he's gone now...

He's back...

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And it's still uncomfortable. Wow. An admission Dan was right on Olsen.

My goddamn ears are bleeding.

This is why gingers need to be rounded up and put in Camps.

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I apologize, guys. I thought ZZ was on for just 1 segment... I forgot that Matt "The Dancing Fool" Rodewald is doing updates this afternoon...My bad!

Sounds like something you should run by him first.

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Zaidman has finally been shoved out of the trailer.

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No. He has to just take em.

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Dan clearly can't stand Zach

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Team Cutler.

Who doesn't?

I could have heard this wrong but I don't really give a shit, so going to post it anyway. Toward the end of the interview with Toub they were talking about the new punter and his ability to hold for field goals / extra points and LARRY THE GREAT said something like "even I could hold" or "I could be a holder"....and I heard Bernsie chime in and say "no you couldn't"...and then Larry responds "no, I couldn't do it, but..." Did a total 180 like he is known to do.

Again...I could have heard wrong but my main point with all of this is....LARRY SUCKS !!

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For an extra 5 bucks he'll swallow too.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Peter King really sucks.

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SI's Peter King is in the trailer with Bernsy & Holmes right now in Bourbonnais. Remember...He's the same guy who had the Bears in the Super Bowl right after Jay Cutler's arrival.

I laughed when Pat Mannelly said he picked up a burrito down the street.

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Laurence was trying to make the point that someone could think that like "I could do that" but it isn't as easy as people think.

This point was related to LoHo's taking the angle at the time (that noboby is talking about but LoHo was going to let you know) that, in cutting Brad Maynard, the Bears were going to miss his holding skills.

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You know me like that.

Just like last year, Bernstein is letting anyone know who's listening in no uncertain terms that the Bears backup QB doesn't matter because if Cutler gets hurt, the season is over.

Of course, if Cutler goes down for 3 games mid-season with a Todd Collins-like backup, a playoff-level season could be ruined by being uncompetitive in those games and knocking a potential 10-win season to an 8-win season. But, keeping dismissing people in a condescending manner, Dan.

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You know me like that.

Who is this sharp looking fellow?

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Did I mis-hear last week, or did Dan and Larry take a sideswipe at Z-Squared? I believe it was around the time their discussion of Byron Allen; Goff said it would be nice to retire from critical thinking (this statement alone deserves its own post, but suffice it to say: lollercoaster) and make tons of money stroking celebrities. Dan replied "some people at the station have done that," with Laurence chiming in that "yeah...maybe you quit here and go work for the Bears...and that's all I'm going to say about that."

I guess my point is that even putting considerations of irony aside, I was tremendously impressed at how discreetly Larry was able to spit out Urlacher's scrotum and rehinge his jaw before lobbing grenades at other beat guys for their homerism.

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That, good sir, is the newest employee of the Score.

He won their blogger contest.

He is Tim Baffoe, aka TenFootMidget.

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He looks like a penis with a tie on.

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My penis doesn't have a beard

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I agree with you on the need for a non-ToddCollins if there were a few games midseason where Cutler was out, but the caller was speculating on a situation where Cutler was gone the rest of the season.

He looks like one even without the tie.

I liked his craps ....

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Well, thank the Lord that Tim Baffoe at least has that on the plus side of the ledger. All is not lost after all.

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Doesn't sound like Larry to go off on his heterosexual life partner like that, unless he had to sell out Zaidman to impress Dan. I guess "talk about how great Zach Zaidman is" falls below "suck up to Bernstein" but above "make producers see me as a father figure" on the Shake That Priority Chart.

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I am sick and tired of all Bernstein's racial bullshit. He is NOT Black....all of this constant racial bullshit sounds damned condescending to me....When you grow up RICH in Deerfield and matriculate and graduate from Duke University.....YOU DON'T HAVE STREET CRED.
Bernstein has to pick up HIS game...He has been awful for about 5 months....His STATHEAD baseball "analysis", his arrogant idiocy telling people who is and who isn't "an N.B.A. fan" because some didn't want to watch the Heat.....his rooting for The Heat....
Bernstein is a smart as hell talent... and has been entertaining for many years...who is lazy as hell right now.
To expect Holmes to challenge him is like expecting Adam Dunn to "get his numbers".

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