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jimmypasta

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:31 am

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Helen Mirren voted best female body

David Beckham voted best male body

Updated: Wednesday, 03 Aug 2011, 5:38 AM MDT
Published : Wednesday, 03 Aug 2011, 5:37 AM MDT

(AP) - Helen Mirren has been voted as having the best female body in a survey by L.A. Fitness.

The health club asked 2,000 people which women they thought had the best body and Mirren got the most votes, about 18 percent of them. That's nearly three times the percentage of votes that Jennifer Lopez earned.

Elle McPherson is in second with ten percent of the vote. Kelly Brook is third, followed by J-Lo. Kate Winslet and Kate Middleton's sister Pippa got only about four percent of the vote.

As for the men, David Beckham is first, followed by Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. David Hasselhoff is in sixth place, two spots ahead of Ryan Reynolds. Simon Cowell is in tenth place.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:32 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Not very hot.

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Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:46 am

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Was this best female body at an old folkes home?

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:49 am

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Still keeping it together at 66 i'd say.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:50 am

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This reminds me of Pitchfork giving Kanye a 10.0

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:52 am

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She looks great at 66. But she is 66. No way she has the best body of all women. Did you see some of the other names? David Hasselhoff is 6th for the guys. I think this was voted on by 85 year old people that have dementia.

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:53 am

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Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:51 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

She looks great at 66. But she is 66..

Exactly...get this shit out of here

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:56 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Why do you hate Mr. Reason and Dr. Ken so much?

Dammit .... :lol:

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:23 pm

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maybe it's based on the fact that it's harder to keep your body together in an advanced age...?

she was pretty hot in "excalibur".

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:27 pm

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I'm not saying that I wouldnt but given the choice between a great 66 yr old and a good 24yr old, it aint no choice at all.

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Telegram Sam

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W_Z wrote:

maybe it's based on the fact that it's harder to keep your body together in an advanced age...?

she was pretty hot in "excalibur".

She was smokin' hot in Birth of a Nation.

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Phil McCracken

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm not saying that I wouldnt but given the choice between a great 66 yr old and a good 24yr old, it aint no choice at all.

Yeah the 66 year old everytime.....Just wait til she takes out her dentures Junior....

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:55 pm

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She wasn't too bad back in the day either:

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Telegram Sam wrote:

W_Z wrote:

maybe it's based on the fact that it's harder to keep your body together in an advanced age...?

she was pretty hot in "excalibur".

She was smokin' hot in Birth of a Nation.

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312player

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:07 pm

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she looks great still, raquel welch does also i believe

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:13 pm

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They're "hot" with the photoshoping, lighting, make-up.....but when you wake up next to them, so that they look like skeletor and get a gander at the crushed and blown out pussy that waived the white flag 2 decades ago....you'll be thinking very, very different thoughts.

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Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:27 pm

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she(hellen mirren) has a better body now than britney spears does,and i bet her snatch looks better too

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:58 pm

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Is that Charro?

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:14 pm

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Phil you are killing me today. :lol:

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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:09 am

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I thought Mirren was older than 66...seems like Caligula was a lifetime ago. She's definitely a GILF. Can't really think of anyone older that I'd sleep with -- maybe Martha Stewart?

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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:13 am

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Martha Stewart? You gotta be kidding me.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Helen Mirren at 66 voted best body (NSFW?)

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Spaulding wrote:

Martha Stewart? You gotta be kidding me.

Well, she can cook me breakfast in the morning...

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Spaulding

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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:19 am

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So can Bryan Boitano.

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