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spanky

Post subject: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:31 pm

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Forget all of the stats. They are retiring Bobby Cox's number tonight.

They should bronze his shoe too. If you know what I mean. :wink:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:37 pm

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So Hendry isn't going to make Jackson a September call up because Reed Cobb needs to play. Colvin is relegated to the bench again because Reed Cobb needs to play. Fucking christ :roll:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:41 pm

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Cox is a raging douchebag. Good baseball manager, but an asshat in life.

Way to thank your wife. Your lucky she's still your damn wife.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:43 pm

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spanky wrote:

Cox is a raging douchebag. Good baseball manager, but an asshat in life.

Way to thank your wife. Your lucky she's still your damn wife.

What he thank her for? having a good chin?

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:43 pm

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spanky wrote:

Cox is a raging douchebag. Good baseball manager, but an asshat in life.

Way to thank your wife. Your lucky she's still your damn wife.

I think I've forgotten most of these stories.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:43 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

spanky wrote:

Cox is a raging douchebag. Good baseball manager, but an asshat in life.

Way to thank your wife. Your lucky she's still your damn wife.

What he thank her for? having a good chin?

She took one for the team

A dumb woman will put up with almost anything.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:53 pm

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What is Zambrano always grinning at? Dope.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:36 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

spanky wrote:

Cox is a raging douchebag. Good baseball manager, but an asshat in life.

Way to thank your wife. Your lucky she's still your damn wife.

What he thank her for? having a good chin?

True. They should hang her chin from the foul pole.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:56 pm

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Quade is your average bald guy in real life and an asshat at managing. Reed fucking johnson pacing the team to 4th place. :lol:

what a fucking joke.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:05 pm

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Z tossed for throwing inside to Larry. Didn't hit him.

Edit:didn't realize he already plunked uggla after a HR. He deserved it. Idiot.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:05 pm

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I wish they let the Braves out of the dugout.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:08 pm

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spanky wrote:

Z tossed for throwing inside to Larry. Didn't hit him.

Edit:didn't realize he already plunked uggla after a HR. He deserved it. Idiot.

No better way to celebrate Bobby Cox night.

Side note.....Does Uggla have 2 cans of dip in at all times?

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:13 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

spanky wrote:

Z tossed for throwing inside to Larry. Didn't hit him.

Edit:didn't realize he already plunked uggla after a HR. He deserved it. Idiot.

No better way to celebrate Bobby Cox night.

Side note.....Does Uggla have 2 cans of dip in at all times?

Uggla has a strange mouth. It is way too small for his head. He looks like a character from Clutch Cargo.

I agree with you about Reed Johnson. Why the fuck are you not playing the kids. I fucking hate this team.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:14 pm

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Drop In wrote:

I wish they let the Braves out of the dugout.

they werent exactly in a hurry

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:21 pm

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spanky wrote:

Drop In wrote:

I wish they let the Braves out of the dugout.

they werent exactly in a hurry

Chipper Jones asked the ump to go on the 15 to avoid any altercation.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:00 pm

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The big fuckin shitbucket gave up too many home runs so he threw one at Chipper?!? I hope they plant one in his fuckin earhole the next time he pitches. Fuckin big dumbass.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:03 pm

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Keyser Soze wrote:

The big fuckin shitbucket gave up too many home runs so he threw one at Chipper?!? I hope they plant one in his fuckin earhole the next time he pitches. Fuckin big dumbass.

How are the Sox doing at home against one of the worst teams in MLB? Must be winning comfortably if you are over here. Offense probably exploded tonight.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:06 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Quade is your average bald guy in real life and an asshat at managing. Reed fucking johnson pacing the team to 4th place. :lol:

what a fucking joke.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:31 pm

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Zambrano cleaned out his locker and told the team he retires according to Paul Sullivan.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:33 pm

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Zambrano cleaned out his locker and told the team he retires according to Paul Sullivan.

Don't tease me, Bro.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:33 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Zambrano cleaned out his locker and told the team he retires according to Paul Sullivan.

Did he hit Sullivan with his purse as he left?

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:35 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Zambrano cleaned out his locker and told the team he retires according to Paul Sullivan.

Don't tease me, Bro.

That's what Sully tweeted.

Probably just Z in a huff.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:35 pm

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The $18M "man" carries a big purse. :lol:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:36 pm

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He (and his wife and his agent) will "reconsider" that decision when they see the $ left on the contract.

Did the Sox score yet?

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:36 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Zambrano cleaned out his locker and told the team he retires according to Paul Sullivan.

Don't tease me, Bro.

That's what Sully tweeted.

Probably just Z in a huff.

Far as I'm concerned he can leave in a huff or in a minute and a huff.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:38 pm

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On CSN they're saying Zambrano "thinking about retirement".

Dammit Sully. You teased the populace.

Reason

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Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:40 pm

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spanky wrote:

He (and his wife and his agent) will "reconsider" that decision when they see the $ left on the contract.

Nah, heard he invested heavily in a dairy / baseball glove factory down in the D.R. He'll be rolling in it for decades to come.

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rhino

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:42 pm

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Patrick Mooney of CSN saw it happen to...
Big Z cleans out locker, talks retirement
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/44128316/ ... ayer_news/

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:46 pm

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I wish the whole lot of 'em over the age of 29 would fucking retire.

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rhino

Post subject: Re: Cubs/Braves

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:00 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

I wish the whole lot of 'em over the age of 29 would fucking retire.

I wish it was like the NFL were you can just let go of bums like Brandon Manumaleuna (but those bums on the cubs being Zambrano and Soriano)

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