On the elevator at O'hare. Had a thought to break out my best Sean Connery, pound him in the shoulder, and yell: "That's the Chicago way!" but there were other people in the elevator and I totally pussied out.

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Should have offered him a chance to invite you to his hotel room and re-enact a scene from Waterworld.





HEY,HEY

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I wouldn't have been able to help myself from throwing out a line fromt The Untouchables.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He has been in Chicago for about 2 weeks now? Filming a movie?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I would have asked about Zion baseball.

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@audioidkid

Or Ripken's wife.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yep. I was gonna say you should have asked him if he wanted to cancel another Orioles game.

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You should have done it.
I bet he'd have gone back to Hollywood and told his buddies, "I bumped into the most amusing and original guy today in Chicago. I can't believe he was so witty as to yell an Untouchable line at me. I wish I had it on film. He was a riot."

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I'd have gone with telling him he sucks as an actor then said tatonka complete with the finger horns.

I would have yelled "Dry land is a myth!"

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I would have asked him for money...

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I would have asked him if he wanted to play catch.

"Excuse me, Mr. Costner.......Are you talking to me?......Are you talking to ME?.......Well, you must be talking to me, I'm the only one standing here....."

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I would have asked him if he wears Spanx for men...

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I would have spanked him with some men.

I would have asked him if he ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light.

He probably would have asked "What?"

I would have said "Ya know....from Batman....cause you were Batman"

He would have snapped "No, I wasn't"

I would have said "You're not Michael Keaton?"

To which he'd probably reply "No".

At which time I'd ask him if he were sure...

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Sorry, I bet that happens a lot. You were great in Mr Mom though.

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In Plano. He is Pa Kent in the superman reboot.

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Id ask him who is the crazier couple Brown-Houston or Robbins-Sarandon?


and Id ask him if the red head brother in law from field of dreams is a jerk in real life....guy is a jerk in everything

I'd ask him if he's got any good Joe Orr Road Rod stories.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

You know he does

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"I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

NO, you did it all wrong. He doesn't say "play catch", he says "do you want to have a catch?" To this day, the retarded way he said that annoys the shit out of me and knocked a star off the rating of the movie overall. Who the fuck says have a catch????

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What was he supposed to say? "Hey Dad, wanna go shoot some pucks?!'

Go watch mad men you queer.

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I went to school with a guy from out East. He said "have a catch" so maybe it is an east coast thing.

One of the posts towards the bottom supports this theory.

http://civilwartalk.com/forums/showthre ... ve-a-catch

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