http://deadspin.com/5832234/the-2011-ha ... the-top-25

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Even I had to laugh at this....

10. Wisconsin. Fat. FAT. FUCKING FAT FATTIES. What, is there not enough cheese already in your bloodstream? Do you not notice that you people are made of 98% lipids? STOP FUCKING CRAMMING HAVARTI IN YOUR FACE. You're making America sick with your fatty fatness and your stirrup pants. Everyone in Wisconsin looks like they permanently live in the year 1986 and were born without a thyroid gland.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Hey Hawg!!!

14. Arkansas. FACT: It is against the law to wear shoes in Arkansas.

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BAHAHAHAHA. It's like voters purposely included Ohio State in this year's poll just for comic relief. And how fucking lame does OSU's scandal look now that we know Miami players got hotel floor orgies?



This is brilliant

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Team Cutler.

Georgia and South Carolina are the best

That was great writing.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sorry RFDC, better pack up the family.

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, as soon as I clicked on this link I knew there would be something posted about me and it really doesn't surprise me it was you.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

18. Notre Dame. Earlier this month, I wrote the following in a college preview for Maxim magazine about Notre Dame: "We're told the school will mix things up this year by not putting their videographer in death's way. Good on ya, Notre Dame."

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Also receiving votes: My penis in your eye

Where did I put that number for U-Haul...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Reading through previous years' lists bring us this gem from 2008:

8. West Virginia

You might think West Virginians burn couches after games because they're inbred redneck dumbshits who don't know any better, but that's not quite true. The truth is, the burning of couches is the state's #1 way of producing energy. Remember, West Virginia has no electricity or infrastructure of any kind. Burning couches provides them necessary heat for cooking varmints, as well as light needed for crafting letter bombs and identifying the sibling, parent, or stablemate they REALLY want to get in the hay with that night. In fact, look at this energy consumption chart provided to me by the state's Chamber of Commerce, which is located in one of the state's famous "planned hole communities". It's a fascinating look at how the majority of the state's energy reserves are laid out:

35% Burning couches
25% Biting Wintergreen Lifesavers in the dark
15% Burning Mrs. Throckmorton's lodge and decrying "all those Christmas dudes"
10% Burning crosses on lawns they thought belonged to Rich Rodriguez, only to realize they got the addresses mixed up
7% Hydroelectric beaver dams
5% Miniature wind farm outside Betty Lou's Chili Bowl restaurant (only restaurant in state)
2% Breathalyzer turbines
1% Rubbing coonskin caps together

Beats foreign oil!

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Totally agree with the 1986 comment as well. It even rolls back as you go farther north.

That shiz is funny shiz.