Called in today at around 4. Pretty funny, way better than Steve in Elmhurst.

So what'd he say, in a nutshell?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

C'mon Spaulding, don't encourage him

Hi Grid

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TrueStoryBro .....

I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke.

How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That doesn't mean it wasn't him.

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I was sitting a few rows behind Gridiron at a Sox game last month. I was pretty sure it was him but it would be awkward walking up to a random guy and saying "Hi, Gridiron". Anyway our eyes met from across a crowded room. He knew it was me. I knew it was him. Alas we were two ships passing in the night and our welcomes went unrequited.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Too bad you weren't in a bathroom stall. You could have tapped your foot to say hi.

Grid is a lot less mullet-y these days.

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His music sure isn't.

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If memory serves, the Gridiron Assassin display in the Chicago Sports Talk Radio Caller Hall of Fame is merely a bowl of vanilla ice cream in a plain white room.

The real gem of the CSTRCHOF is the newly-opened Elmhurst Steve Wing, aka THE BRAND EXPERIENCE!.... that's right, no mere exhibit or display can capture the essence of the man, the myth, the legend that is THE BRAND so roughly 60% of the museum is dedicated to the man who taught us all how to call sports talk radio shows.

Here's an old flyer from late 09, I believe...

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That's gonna cause some PMs .....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Well done, sini

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It could have been bigfan with a perm.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I believe he blew some carbon off the pistons - and in a clean radio friendly way said the following:

A) Fuck Chester Taylor, cut him at the last possible minute, the piece of shit stole $7Million from the Bears last year for 2.2 yards per carry.

B) If Lance Briggs wants more money - then fuck him too. Suck it bitch.

C) Enough with this meaningless football, let the regular season begin STAT.

...something to that effect.

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The name's Rockmore. Beef Rockmore

I'm pretty sure you were looking over our shoulder at a mirror.

"If they were playing in my back yard,I wouldn't open the shades"-Mikey North

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers.

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Look dude........thanks for that post. You're a below average poster but an outstanding homophobe.
Hope the wrestlers don't see this.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Good times.

That's not a fair thing to say. You really should apologize. Don Tiny is an above average poster.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!