That needs to be said in the Fred Huebner voice, yes?



They're drivin' me NUTS.




Beardown, if your point is that Larry did something that his bosses probably wouldn't like...you win. I'm sure even Larry would say "my bad, just don't tell DAN". The way that you continually break down a story, throwing in hypotheticals and fanfiction, is just scary stuff.

I'll assume the story is true, or mostly true, as I have no idea why BigFan would make it up AND it meshes well with the atmosphere of a radio station (and Larry's personality disorder). To me it's a big "who cares" as it sounds about right and I guess it's only real merit is "proving" what most think of the guy.

It's a running thread. I didn't think it would go this long. I just respond to the responders as we go. Yeah, I'm trying to have a little fun with the posting as I go to entertain myself.

I didn't think this would actually be a debate. It's clearly wrong and disturbing. Some don't think so. That kind of shocks me.

Yeah you did,ya JackAss!! You kept posting in it! And you still would have kept posting even if you were the only one posting because your a fucking idiot.

_________________
You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Only because I have to teach idiots like you the difference between right and wrong. I'm happy for you that you found me on this board. You clearly need somebody to do this for you. Maybe you learn something that will benefit you and society. If you take in just a little of my words of wisdom, then I'll feel that I've done some good on this otherwise BS sports radio message board. You don't know it, but in time - maybe years from now - you're gonna thank me for some piece of advise I've given on this board.

See, just responding to the responders.

Now, if you will all please join me as I lead you in the singing of a small portion of Michael Jackson's "Heal the World" we can properly end this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtYnqpl0P6U&feature=related

The Board: Say something that will make us love you again.

Beardown: Goodbye.

_________________

Just went back and read the story again to see if there was something I missed. It's even worse the second time around....

_________________
This is my signature...

incidentally, if there were a movie about laurence holmes' life chock full of overcoming the odds (vertical challenges, pequena pistola club, comic book afiocionado) called "the larry story" who would you cast to play our hero and protagonist?

my first guess is cuba gooding junior (emphasis on the junior).... but that one's too easy. who do y'all got?

_________________

Clint Howard.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

the hardest part with casting larry is capturing the essence of those teeth...

_________________

I thought you dug Laurence's show, Sini. Was that just a joke or soemthing? Must have missed the big reveal...

_________________
This is my signature...

Laurence- Will Smith
Bernstein- Paul Reiser
Boers- Brian Dennehey
Mac- Billy Ray Cyrus
Spiegel- Mr. Tuttle from Saved by the Bell
Murph- Steve Bushemi
Goff- Daryl from the Office
Drinky- Ben Stiller
MLB Scout- Tom Bosley
Zack- An Orange

I'm pretty sure I was the first one to notice the similarities to both Clint Howard and Cuba Gooding Jr as Radio. However, Clint is reserved for the role of Jesse Rogers.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Murph has gots to be gary oldman

_________________
team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Not just any orange

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I predict... (say it like ya mean it) that Harvey Dent is the Batman.

_________________

Laurence's Mom- Pam Grier
Laurence's Dad- the guy from Boomerang who "coooordinates"

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

_________________
This is my signature...

Mitch Rosen- guy from Modern Family

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Kinda looks a little like Bachmann's husband too.

_________________

Maybe liberal 'funny'man Marc Maron?

An office manager at a car dealership once told me a story about Murph. She sent him a fax, asking about the Cubs possibly trading for Hensley Meulens. She received a fax back from Murph. It looked like the paper had lines on it. There was a graphic drawing of a man with a mustache using a bugle in a sexual manner. He said he wanted to do it in a Brown's Chicken, a Jack Phelan dealership, and multiple other places. He said anywhere but a locker room. He wouldn't go in a locker room. He said he could bring his friend "Fred" along if she was into that.

_________________

_________________

Do you think upon "finishing" he screams " and now Murphy's on, Murphy's on, murphy's on?

waited a long time to drop that gem on us.

_________________

You think he could have at least used a line about Abbey's old drawers there after 3 years of refining that statement.

_________________

_________________