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TVShark.com
8-31-11
Sinead O'Connor Wants 'Sweet Sex-Starved Man' For 'Peak Of Sexual Prime'
Irish singer Sinead O'Connor is looking for a man to jumpstart the romance in her life.

In a recent post titled 'Is Sinead about to hump her truck?' on her personal website, O'Connor sounds more like a teen boy from 'American Pie' than herself.
"My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners."
"Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
"I am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," she continues. "He must be no younger than 44. Must not be named Brian or Nigel and blind enough to think I'm gorgeous."
"Let me make it very clear, any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex. Yes, I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else."
"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown', don't apply."
After comments from users, O'Connor lifted her ban on Brians and Nigels and added lesbians would "also be very much considered."
The Irish singer, known for having a shaved head and her 1990 cover of Prince's 'Nothing Compares 2 U', surprised fans with her fuller figure, glasses and longer hair earlier this month.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Someone should tell her about this place.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Well, fuck that shit.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

take your pick of these two:

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Who the hell is that on the left??

No.

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My brain is now broken. That's no small task. I don't even have the words.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair!
Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

My lowest offer would be $500,000

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Once again joe, i laughed a ton at one of your posts.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You would let her perform anal for $500k?

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

fixed

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With my current situation, I'd consider it. Plus, then I'd be able to post in the "Brag about something nobody...."......wait, what?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

fixed

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I don't know .... since you really wouldn't be into it (well, ..... you get the point), you could talk music or politics with her while she's frigging herself up front ... and if you happen to blow a bagfull into her bunghole, ..... well, I suspect that there's a number of worse ways to spend a Wednesday afternoon.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Or a Friday night

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Somehow, Sinead O'Connor has turned into Terry Hemmert.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I'd rip her ass like she ripped up the Pope's picture.

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Sweet Jesus, WTF happened to her. She used to be absolutely gorgeous.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Have a thing for bald chicks, do ya fellah?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I think we're going to have to have a sit-down regarding the definition of 'gorgeous' ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You need to raise the bar a little bit. She was never "gorgeous"

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I am firmly with shirtless driver on this. Sinead O'Connor was a stunningly beautiful woman in the late '80's - early '90's.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Ill say that I always thought if she grew her hair out (wtihout gaining 100 lbs) she'd be hot