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HOVA

Post subject: 42

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:15 pm

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We'll have to check with Ugie's midnight oil to find out if this is a record.

A tragedy has shocked the residents of Rubiataba, interior of Goiás A 16-year-old died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. According to reports, he had started around midnight, and turned all night doing the masturbation sequences without giving range. Finished and started another one. The boy's mother had suspected his compulsion to practice the act. "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother. In the school where the teenager attended, the classmates made a tribute. One of his colleagues, in conversation with the reporting of G17, said the boy was so compulsive that we always ask to connect to Web-cam on the Internet, at dawn. On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.

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spanky wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

Awesome.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:19 pm

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This sounds like some Urban Legend* that Ned Flanders would tell Rod & Todd.

*Not the Black Urban

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:25 pm

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Yeah but I seemed like someone we should mourn.

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spanky wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

Awesome.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:37 pm

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That would take me at least an hour.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:58 pm

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Should have sponsored it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17 mill viewers? That's like 30 Sox games!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:46 am

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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life, the universe, and everything...

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:12 am

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So I guess the ultimate question is: How many times do you need to masturbate in a row in order to kill yourself?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:52 am

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I dont see how it could kill you? Loss of blood from all the chafing???

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I dont see how it could kill you? Loss of blood from all the chafing???

Dehydration.

:oops:

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:57 am

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Psycory wrote:

So I guess the ultimate question is: How many times do you need to masturbate in a row in order to kill yourself?

Ask Mr. Owl.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:59 am

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Psycory wrote:

So I guess the ultimate question is: How many times do you need to masturbate in a row in order to kill yourself?

Ask Mr. Owl.

One. Twohoo. Thrrrree.

Three.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:00 am

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He died of shame

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:36 am

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Impressive. He was really dedicated to his craft so there is something to be said there.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:37 am

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Had no idea that I've come so close to death.

40 is clearly enough, nomination denied...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 42

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:51 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Had no idea that I've come so close to death.

Euphemism?

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